Vitleysingur 13,790 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Please read this. It's so hilarious. ELLE: A Guide to All the Places You'll Hear the A Star Is Born Songs This Year A Star Is Born debuted this weekend, raking in over $40 million dollars on a wave of rapturous reviews and memes. The movie's success also catapulted a whopping six of the soundtrack's songs into the Top Ten on iTunes. Judging by the public's response to the story of love, loss, and Gail, who walks very quickly and has the backstage pass situation on lock, two things are clear: we'll be hearing about this film up until Oscar time, and we'll be hearing these instant classic songs for the rest of our days. But, with a soundtrack that ranges from Springsteen-esque rock to Gaga-esque pop to a roof-raising Diane Warren ballad, the places where we'll hear these songs will vary wildly. Below, a guide to all the places you'll find each song as you go about life's journey from cater waiter to billboard face. Places you'll hear... "Black Eyes" Spoiler Blasting from a truck next to you at a red light. At a bar with 25-cent wings. Before a Maroon 5 concert, surprisingly! A football game west of the Mississippi. Karaoke at a bar with peanut shells on the ground. Places you'll hear... "La Vie En Rose" Spoiler During a performance by a drag queen who is really trying it. At a dinner party with friends who played the Call My By Your Name soundtrack all last year. Karaoke at a bar that is dangerously close to a vocal conservatory. Places you'll hear... "Maybe It's Time" Spoiler Before a Republican political rally, with a shocking lack of irony. Before a Democratic political rally, very, very intentionally. The seventh inning stretch at a baseball game. A weird father/daughter dance! Karaoke at a bar where a lot of people wear hats. Places you'll hear... "Alibi" Spoiler At The Voice tryouts. A high school football game south of the Mason-Dixon. A line-dancing class at your fitness center. Karaoke at a bar where everyone is wearing a hat. Places you'll hear... "Shallow" Everywhere. Absolutely everywhere . The excellently choreographed first dance at a wedding between two people who are very dramatic and sometimes post a little too much personal information about their relationship online. The food at this reception will be excellent, as will the flowers. Karaoke at a bar with two microphones, a good soundboard and a monitor. Places you'll hear... "Music to My Eyes" Spoiler The first dance at a wedding between two people who met in high school. Your parents' wedding anniversary party. A pretty progressive church?! As a dedication on Delilah's radio show. Karaoke at a bar that has never had a fight. Places you'll hear... "Diggin' My Grave" Spoiler A very serious country-line dancing bar. Blasting in the Target parking lot from a RAV4 driven by a someone who is trying to keep it together. Karaoke at the world's best lesbian bar, right after "Come to My Window." Places you'll hear... "Always Remember Us This Way Spoiler A football game east of the Mississippi. At a cabaret night hosted by anyone who has ever auditioned with a song from Waitress. At American Idol auditions. Karaoke at a bar that has a live band to accompany you. Places you'll hear... "Look What I've Found" Spoiler MY COMPUTER ALL DAY LONG. A jazz dance recital. A flash mob proposal video. A middle school talent show! Why not?! Karaoke at a bar frequented by people who can low-key belt but have regular jobs. Places you'll hear... "Heal Me" Spoiler A very sexy wine bar. A contemporary dance recital. Blasting from a Lyft that has free water and mints in the back. Karaoke at a bar where everyone has a lot of confidence in their abilities. Places you'll hear... "I Don't Know What Love Is" Spoiler A wedding between two people who are cast as the leads in a community musical theater production every year and have decided to sing their vows. A daytime street festival. A beer garden. Karaoke at a bar that serves pasta. Places you'll hear... "Is That Alright?" The most intense wedding you've ever been to. Everybody is crying. The doves are crying. The video Simon helps his Josh Duhamel make for Jennifer Garner in Love, Simon. So You Think You Can Dance? auditions. A drag performance that mashes up this song and "I Drove All Night" and somehow the closing scene from Six Feet Under and involves a bus driver wig. It's a lot but it's very good. Karaoke at a bar where everyone knows some of the songs are only allowed to be sung by that one person who can blow the doors off. Everybody just sits around all night, singing "Come On, Eileen" until she shows up and then it's on. Places you'll hear... "Why Did You Do That?" Spoiler At a party celebrating the beginning of grey sweatpants season. A cardio-aerobics class. A nighttime street festival. A hip-hop dance recital. Pride. Karaoke at a bar with lasers. Places you'll hear... "Hair Body Face" Spoiler Drag brunch. Your hip salon. Every once in a while on an R&B station because, let's face it, this song slaps. Karaoke at a bar where people frequently vogue. Places you'll hear... "Before I Cry" Spoiler On your favorite YouTube cover artist's channel. A modern dance recital. About 100 times through the door of your teenager's bedroom. On the radio at a 24-hour convenience store while you are buying peas for your hand. Karaoke at a bar where you can rent a private room for one. Places you'll hear... "I'll Never Love Again" The Oscars. The Grammys. Heck, The Tonys and the National Book Awards, too. At a drag performance by a queen who does perfect Celine arms. Every piano bar. A dinner party on a roof deck of the friends about whom you always think "How much money do these people make?" Right between "I Will Always Love You" and "Never Enough" in the history books. Karaoke at a bar that is literally on the campus of a theater school. https://www.elle.com/culture/movies-tv/a23652211/a-star-is-born-soundtrack-guide-lady-gaga/ STREAM A GOD IS BORN: Dreams of you and me are in the dirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Ambition 47,805 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Okay now release her November cover ▌│█║▌║▌║ before I am Canadian, I am Chromatican ║▌║▌║█│▌ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leblanc 2,487 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Well damn They really thought of everything huh Coven Season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuyTony 31,095 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 She really appeals to everyone with this album. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImTired 3,955 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 "The most intense wedding you've ever been to. Everybody is crying. The doves are crying." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxe Ford 3,481 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I love doing karaoke, but I don't think I could muster up the courage to attempt any of these songs. I've sung Grace Jones' La Vie En Rose, but that's a whole other ball game. We don't "need an ELLE cover. Gaga is a Vogue and V girl. A lot edgier and more top notch when it comes to modelling. What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin 6,232 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 15 hours ago, Vitleysingur said: Places you'll hear... "Before I Cry" Hide contents 100 times through the door of your teenager's bedroom. The journalist should have add "Yeah. He's gay." Follow every rainbow till you find your dream Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexxx 5,647 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I heard Heal Me at h&m Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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