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DutchHooker

Dear fellow monsters,

First of all, I want to apologize about my behaviour in the past.

This post contains SPOILERS about ASIB OST, click away when you still can.

I think that most people know me for my negative opinions and stuff, esspecialy about Joanne. My opinions about that era hasn't changed a bit, but...
All that was because I wanted pop from Gaga so badly all these years since ARTPOP and please don't say Joanne is pop, cuz it ain't…
I literally waited 5 years, refreshed my twitter search with #LG5 and later #LG6 everyday, because the Original LG5 was changed and became Joanne :cryga:

Yesterday, I heard the ASIB soundtrack leaks and I don't care much about the ballads, but the pop songs :air:

I was in full ecstasy :koons:

Hair, Body, Face:
I screamed the entire time and suddenly I started crying of happiness, I think I'm addicted to the old Gaga, so after waiting 5 years, waiting… waiting.. waiting… all my emotions jumped out and I started crying so hard and dancing in my room, I was in another world.. I already have my own choreo about this song and that's just touch your hair like a diva then go down touch your legs and then you point at your face :firega:

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Why did you do that:
This was my reaction:
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I couldn't handle it anymore, after hearing Hair, Body, Face... I thought it was over, but then WDYDT...… YAAAAAAAASSSSS 
I can't explain my emotions, so I just write it like this:

It was just too good

Heal Me:
Also very great, nice pop song, fits well in this time, I waited for this song since the snippet of the song previous year, so I also started crying so loud.. in my room.. it was even better than the snippets we got 2 weeks ago.. :queenga:

Look What I Found:
Not really my type of song normally, but I surprisingly love this upbeat piano song :vegas:

Is That Alright:
Not my type of song, because I don't like ballads in general, but I think this is the best ballad of the album for the Lil Balladers :vegas: very clean song.

I'm so grateful that after 5 years of waiting I could finally hear PopGa again… :sis: and Hair Body Face even sounds like FameGa, I'm shaking and screaming… and literally cring..
Now we only need 1 DarkGa song in LG6 and then my life is complete. :vegas: I really love this sound of those tracks I mentioned.

I won't talk trash about the ballads because I got what I wanted so I let the Lil Reasoners enjoy some ballads this time :spin::vegas:, I stanned Gaga for pop, not for ballads, sorry :oops:

Now I'm ready to leave G.O.A.T. and invade earth with you and the ASIB soundtrack (pop only version) combined with LG6, AAAUWWWHH :v:

My knees are moisturized, my skin is shining, my wig is snatched, my scalp is amazing, my elbows are healed, my armpits are bald and my face is cleansed from all dirtyness in the world :firega::firega:

Xoxo DutchHooooooaaaaaahkkhhaaaah :hor:

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We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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Ryusei

Glad to see a lot of positive opinions on the bops of the ASIB OST

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Also Joanne is pop henny deal with it :poot: 

 

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Evan Peters

and yet you still  managed to squeeze in some complains and tired shade at the non pop songs. anyways. 

emma roberts is an abuser
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DutchHooker
1 minute ago, Ryusei said:

Also Joanne is pop henny deal with it :poot: 

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We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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sipthistea
2 minutes ago, Monsterious said:

how come u arent excited for the Ballads when they are tearjerking ?

 

It's Gagadaily. They only care for bops and they're thrilled that Gaga made basic generic pop songs for ASIB

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DutchHooker
2 minutes ago, Evan Peters said:

and yet you still  managed to squeeze in some complains and tired shade at the non pop songs. anyways. 

I don't complain about the non-pop songs at all, I'm just honest and said I didn't care about them, that's not a complaint, but a personal interest and opinion sweety, no shade, just love this time :kara:

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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Frankenstein

You do realize these pop songs are meant to be parodies? They are in a place in a movie where Ally becomes a shallow pop star. 

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Gardevoir

Joanne is pop either you like it or not tho. 

Pop songs from asib soundtrack are dope as fvck I agree! 

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
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Monsterious
1 minute ago, Frankenstein said:

You do realize these pop songs are meant to be parodies? They are in a place in a movie where Ally becomes a shallow pop star. 

guess that's what GGD members stan

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DutchHooker
1 minute ago, Frankenstein said:

You do realize these pop songs are meant to be parodies? They are in a place in a movie where Ally becomes a shallow pop star. 

I know.. but that doesn't mean I don't like them :oops:

This is just my taste :vegas:

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We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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DutchHooker
6 minutes ago, Monsterious said:

how come u arent excited for the Ballads when they are tearjerking ?

 


It's just not my type of music… :messga:
I like them, sure, they are lovely, but... I was ten times more excited about the pop songs, because that's the thing I'm rooting for 5 years long..
I listened to them and I think Is That Alright is the best ballad..
 

1 minute ago, Emigrante said:

Joanne is pop either you like it or not tho. 

Pop songs from asib soundtrack are dope as fvck I agree! 

If you say Joanne is pop, then my genre is not pop, but 2008-2012 pop :vegas:
And the songs are dope indeed, instant bangerz :firega:

We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!!
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Gardevoir

Joanne is pop either you like it or not tho. 

Pop songs from asib soundtrack are dope as fvck I agree! 

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
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Gardevoir
9 minutes ago, Frankenstein said:

You do realize these pop songs are meant to be parodies? They are in a place in a movie where Ally becomes a shallow pop star. 

Either way they're great songs. 

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
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