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In all honesty Jesus would bop hard to Born This Way bc he loves everyone + God makes no mistakes.

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Daenerys

I’m sure Jesus puts on his seashell bikini, teases his hair high and walks around heaven with his arms up singing Venus. 

Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen
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GAGASLAYME
12 minutes ago, GodofLove said:

I’m sure Jesus puts on his seashell bikini, teases his hair high and walks around heaven with his arms up singing Venus. 

omfg  thank you for that description 

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14 minutes ago, GodofLove said:

I’m sure Jesus puts on his seashell bikini, teases his hair high and walks around heaven with his arms up singing Venus. 

Inb4 heaven is actually located on the planet Venus

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1 hour ago, GaGaSwift said:

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Cause even tho judas betrayed jesus. Jesus was a hunty and wanted to be a good bottom for judas. 

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Saint Hollywood
1 hour ago, Rumours1977 said:

@Saint Hollywood You’re deemed a holy figure, so I’m sure you and Jesus are buddies. 

What does Jesus tell you his favorite Gaga bop is?

Judas :poot:

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TheBeast

You guys are all insane.

 

Jesus OBVIOUSLY enjoys walking down the pearly white runway in his blood-stained robes to Black Jesus + Amen Fashion whilest the lucky gays who got into heaven cry at his glorious fierceness.

 

...obviously. :gaycat:

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Just now, Saint Hollywood said:

Judas :poot:

The Jesus hunty rumors must be true:giveup:

No wonder “Jesus” and “Hunty” have the same number of syllables :duck:

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Saint Hollywood
2 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said:

The Jesus hunty rumors must be true:giveup:

No wonder “Jesus” and “Hunty” have the same number of syllables :duck:

He is Gaga's virtue :poot:

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Florian
1 hour ago, GodofLove said:

I’m sure Jesus puts on his seashell bikini, teases his hair high and walks around heaven with his arms up singing Venus. 

Gaga: Let's blast offfff to aaa new dimension, in your beeeedrooom

Jesus: VENUUUUS

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I'm so going to hell now :rip: 

 

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