Would you be reborn as Gaga's child?

[PunkTheFunk 124,449]

It's Christmas Eve, and you're fast asleep in your bed. Suddenly, there's a bright flash in your room, and from the blinding light appears a spirit that bears a striking resemblance to Janet Jackson. "Fear not," it says, "for, behold, it is I, the Ghost of Hunties' Past, Present, and Future, and I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people."

You're shook and immediately start screaming out for help

But the ghost says "Calm the f*ck down you little b*tch. I have come here to present you with an exciting opportunity. You can take it if you wish. If you decline, I will leave you alone and be on my way."

"...Go on" you say, as you proceed to pee your pants

So the ghost says "Here is my offer: you can die a quick and painless death right now, and your family and friends will mourn you in the coming days. However, you will immediately be reincarnated as a fetus conceived by Gaga and Christian Carino. You will be born 9 months from now in Malibu, California, and will live out your childhood and adolescence in a luxurious home by the ocean, surrounded by immense wealth, with the Queen of Music and Talent as your mother and a CAA agent as your father. Don't forget that as Joe Germanotta's grandchild, it'll be all-you-can-eat antipasti meatballs at Joanne Trattoria for the rest of your life. You will also have access to all of your mother's unreleased tracks and videos.

You will have the same personality, same behaviors and traits, same likes and dislikes, and be the same gender, but you will just be in a different body. 

At around 10 years old the memories of your former life as a Gaga stan will resurface, and you will become aware of the choice you made. You may feel regret, or you may feel glad. I don't know.

So, will you take my offer, or will you continue living the life you have right now?"

[Red Velvet 10,988]

YASSS

[Decodekid 28,265]

I might say no but if the offer really happens who knows what i'd say tbh

[Hi Its Nicole 5,428]

I would say yes only if I could stay the age I am.

[kvnrp 48,353]

I don't wanna live with paparazzi all day tbh

[PunkTheFunk 124,449]

1 minute ago, Hi Its Nicole said:

I would say yes only if I could stay the age I am.

You would eventually grow up to be your age 

[FATCAT 60,084]

I want to be BORN IN TO THE MONEY.

[FATCAT 60,084]

3 minutes ago, kvnrp said:

I don't wanna live with paparazzi all day tbh

We could be brothers, playing cities skylines in Gaga's Malibu Basement

[Red Velvet 10,988]

If this happened to me:

Lucky Lyrics:

Spoiler

Early morning, Gaga woke me up

Knock knock on the door

Time for ACT II

Sneak in Gaga's basement and look at DITD's video

And they say he is so lucky

That hollywood boy

And they say he's so lucky

He's Gaga's son

But he sashays, sashays

With a lonely heart thinking if there's nothing

Left in my life, then why does this make me look like a fag?

 

[joanoflark 3,824]

I would rather be reborn as Gaga herself 

inb4 I break up with Carino, go back to Mister Taylor Kinney, and have him blow my back out. 

[kvnrp 48,353]

22 minutes ago, FATCAT said:

We could be brothers, playing cities skylines in Gaga's Malibu Basement

With 400 Million Dollars in the bank, we could afford some DLCs

[Hi Its Nicole 5,428]

27 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

You would eventually grow up to be your age 

But she would probs be retired by then 

[hELXIG 43,047]

Because of the way you described my new life, I'd want to say yes, but that feels just way too selfish to my family, friends and acquaintances.

It was Gaga who spoke about how someone's death can affect a family for generations to come, and impact more people's lives than you know. 

Now I don't particularly think I'm that special, but no I couldn't hurt Mum like that.

[hELXIG 43,047]

Also, 10 years old is a bit young to start receiving the memories of a 25 year old's life experiences   that'd be traumatising. Gaga would probably worry that her child was insane.

[FATCAT 60,084]

31 minutes ago, kvnrp said:

With 400 Million Dollars in the bank, we could afford some DLCs

I'd finally be able to get Natural Disasters DLC