Make An EP That You Wouldn't Want Gaga To Release (Don't Make It Realistic)

[DrKindnessKunt2005 6,309]

Since there's a thread titled "Invent New Gaga Album" I thought why not make a thread about the things that I don't want on the rumored EP? I'm not saying that Gaga would ever release anything like I listed below. I'm just bored and high. 

PS: Make it cringy! 

Album Name: GAGa ON DAT SMOKErs (Lady GagaXThe Chainsmokers) EP

TRACKLIST:

1. Lol (life of lust) (2:34) -a tropical house song about being a independent woman who likes laughing during sex. 

2. Internet Kindness (7:30) -song that's about the way Little Monsters treated the chainsmokers, basically a "we collaborated so now we're on good terms" song. It'll be released as a single with a Ed Sheeran remix. 

3. Shine bright like a bitch (4:31) -a song about highlighter and putting so much on the point where it looks like you rubbed Crisco on your face.

4. Little Boy (ft Halsey) (4:10) - Closer 2.0

5. PETTY-cure (ft Madonna and Taylor Swift) (5:30) -a song about stepping on men when they get out of line and having pedicured feet while doing it. 

6. WEED$ (Mawma!) (ft Laganja Estranga, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Nicki Minaj) (4:20) -a gay-trap song about marijuana and poping your pu$$y.

 

Deluxe Album:

1. Internet Kindness (ft. Ed Sheehan and Azealia Banks) (9:43)

2. Turtle Necks (3:50) a disco/dancehall/trap/polka song with a double meaning. It's about fashion and foreskin. 

 

Concept: Nobody has a clue

Producers: Drew Taggart, Dr. Luke, Max Martin 

Writers: Uma Kompton, Drew Taggart, Max Martin, Azealia Banks, Ed Sheeran, Jay Jackson, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Chris Brown

Background Vocals: Tasha Salad from Rupaul's Drag Race

The album cover is Gaga and The Chainsmokers staring to the camera with blank expressions and no chemistry. They're wearing matching denim overalls and white long sleeved t-shirts.

[Phlop 4,773]

It already happened. 

[Johnny Wayne 5,497]

ASSFFGHJKK, I CANT BREATHE, I NEED GAGA TO ACTUALLY RELEASE THAT EP, OH THE KIIIIIIIIIIIS  

[Hades 27,980]

This happens to uncle Elton everytime he speaks about working on new music with Gaga. He gets cancelled like the ep that we wouldn't want to have.

[DrKindnessKunt2005 6,309]

4 minutes ago, Hades said:

This happens to uncle Elton everytime he speaks about working on new music with Gaga. He gets cancelled like the ep that we wouldn't want to have.

Didn't they make/cancel three songs at this point? (Including "Hello Hello" and "Room in my Heart")? I'm hoping that whatever Elton wrote for ASIB gets released to break that cycle 

[Lucas 28,893]

13 minutes ago, MannyMonroe18 said:

 

2. Turtle Necks (3:50) a disco/dancehall/trap/polka song with a double meaning. It's about fashion and foreskin. 

 

?????

[ryanripley 86,575]

a song called The Witching Hour

 

[and i oop 1,360]

13 minutes ago, MannyMonroe18 said:

6. WEED$ (Mawma!) (ft Laganja Estranga, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Nicki Minaj) (4:20) -a gay-trap song about marijuana and pooping your pu$$y.

Let's be honest. We'd love this. 

[Versace 8,026]

Title: SOON

1-Soon 

2-Dinner ft Adele 

3-Singing Jazz since I was 13 ft Tony's dentist (cause he's so talented even his dentist can sing jazz) 

4-It Never Happened (Doggy line) ft Asia and her dead petz 

5-I lost my Oscar to a McDonalds Employee ft Sam Smith (Hey Girl 2.0)

6-Farmer (the telephone continuation about how she stayed hid in a farm) 

7-Body Revolution (Pasta Lover)

8-Taylor never shaved 

[onion boy 264]

a heavy metal/ rock ep 

[DrKindnessKunt2005 6,309]

5 minutes ago, GagaInTheZone said:

?????

I thought about it during a session with Trade 

3 minutes ago, LadyGagaIsBest said:

Let's be honest. We'd love this. 

I would too but sadly I don't see it happening  Could have been her next gay anthem. Born this Way, who? 

[Noah 27,094]

21 minutes ago, MannyMonroe18 said:

Background Vocals: Tasha Salad from Rupaul's Drag Race

MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.

 

[Princess Stache 2,066]

"A SINGLE WITH AN ED SHEEREN REMIX" SKSLJASJDSFLFJADFA

[Chromatislaps 34,851]

1. Kill The Bitch (feat. Lina Morgana) - produced by Gaga & SOPHIE  - Kill The Bitch could be a song about all the famous people killed by means of the media/Paparazzi (Diana, MJ, Elvis). The song that could what Princess Die and SIRE couldn't  

2. Catfish - produced by Gaga & SOPHIE - a song about the contrasts between the different Gaga personas  and Stefani in private settings. (A reverse I'm as free as my Hair tea)

3. Hunty (feat Cupcakke) - produced by SOPHIE  - an ode to being cunty and a honey at the same time?

4. Dear Mr.President (feat. Madonna) - produced by Gaga & SOPHIE - Trump draggings left n right

5. hI SIS - produced by Gaga & SOPHIE - the title is a reference to Hey Girl, however the song would be a lowkii shady song towards Daesh and terrorism. It could even reference drugs, where drugs make people do crazy stuff (High Sis).   

6. Thruss(h)y (feat Cupcakke) - produced by Gaga & SOPHIE - a song about sloppy/trashy blowjobs

7. Infamy - produced by Mark Ronson - the title says all, the antithesis of The Fame

Spoiler

I lowkii want this EP tho  

 

 

 

[River 121,553]

Republican Bitch

1. Make America Great Again

2. Ugly This Way (God Makes Some Mistakes)

3. Hell G Be T (Homophobic Love)

4. I Hate My Fans

5. 6 People Group Pic (Gimme Money Honey)

6. Trump My Love

7. Negativity + Hate Is The Answer

8. I Love God (Catholic Queen)