Valerian review : "Rihanna should pretend this never happened"

[Monsterious 26,867]

The Razzies don't need to wait until the end of the year to anoint a winner for 2017. 

Euro-trash is back, while sci-fi will need to lick its wounds for a while. Dane DeHaan, who has starred in two of the most egregiously bloated misfires of the year with A Cure for Wellness and now this, should do a couple of indie films, while Cara Delevingne needs to learn there is more to acting than smirking and eye-rolling. Rihanna should pretend this never happened

Yes, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets really is that bad , bad enough that you don't know for the longest time that Valerian is one of the lead characters and not a planet or a spaceship. 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/valerian-city-a-thousand-planets-review-1019847

[MaryJaneHolland 77,348]

Is the movie out?

[Monsterious 26,867]

Just now, MaryJaneHolland said:

Is the movie out?

not yet but it was sent to the critics 

[T3ARS 4,132]

Oh no, I love Dane DeHaan. I was actually looking forward to this movie too. 

[Talent 9,333]

ASIB next. 

[Blackwillow 2,200]

Just now, Talent said:

ASIB next. 

Not gonna surprise tbh 

[Thomas P 18,479]

1 minute ago, Talent said:

ASIB next. 

Don't joke cause it will probably happen 

[Talent 9,333]

1 minute ago, Thomas P said:

Don't joke cause it will probably happen 

It's gonna happen. 

[darkchylde 14,857]

sh*t i thought this was the movie that features sarah paulson, rihanna, etc, etc. but it's just another sci fi movie... bye i'm heading out to the hospital for the 13th replacement hip this week

[BBhomemaker 5,611]

Too bad Rihanna is really invested on the film, but Idc about the critics I prefer to have my own opinion on something, even they are chance that I ain't gonna go see this movie

 

[SHALLOW 16,418]

I watched the trailer and some visuals were amazing

[Jed 7,716]

11 minutes ago, Talent said:

It's gonna happen. 

why keep bringing it up? so you can be "right" and Gaga can go back to making redone bops? god people are so negative here

[Talent 9,333]

4 minutes ago, Jed said:

why keep bringing it up? so you can be "right" and Gaga can go back to making redone bops? god people are so negative here

I know, I know. I was kind of joking. I'm still super excited for the movie. 

[Jed 7,716]

3 minutes ago, Talent said:

I know, I know. I was kind of joking. I'm still super excited for the movie. 

you really weren't but ok

[sipthistea 21,099]

People already bringing ASIB to the conversation 

Rihanna is a bad actress, as simple as that. Should not be compared to Gaga.