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RainOnMeeeeee

"When I don't care

I can play them like a Ken doll

Won't wash my hair 

Then make them bounce like a basketball

But you make me wanna act like a girl

Paint my nails and wear high heels

Yes you, make me so nervous

That I just can't hold your hand" 

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19 hours ago, DeanWinchester said:

"Your words are like Chinese Water Torture" :rip:

What's cringe about that line? 

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TheWitness

"Sweet Tooth , No Tooth Fairy

Whipped Cream , No Dairy"

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5 hours ago, maxblac said:

But I'm kicking and screaming
'Cause it won't be easy
To break all the patterns
If I'm not evolving
I'm just another robot
Taking up oxygen

Marilyn, Judy, Sylvia
Tell 'em how you feel girls!
Work your blond (Jean) Benet Ramsey
We'll haunt like Liberace
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your Kubrick
You will never fall apart
Diana, you're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

 

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Lona Delery

Somebody remind me where I am: Miami or Timbuktu?
Did I ever tell you my uncle's monkey ran away from the zoo?

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Sometimes it feels like I've got a war in my mind, I wanna get off but I keep riding the ride
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15 hours ago, Bette Davis said:

 

"And I'm so fly I can sue an airplane"

"Camel toe, look like steak"

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LMAO been laughing for 5 minutes :ladyhaha: what is this even

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Lucas

Uranus, don't you know my ass is famous?
And yeah your body look so sick I think I caught the flu
Girl, where do you think you're going? Honestly I know where you're going
 

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13 hours ago, britneyspears said:

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag", whilst very clumsy, is an attempt to reference American Beauty.

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't get them confused with mountains" is another bad lyric

I love these actually :heart:

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9 hours ago, Lona Delery said:

Somebody remind me where I am: Miami or Timbuktu?
Did I ever tell you my uncle's monkey ran away from the zoo?

:awkney:

Up in my air ballon 

thank u, next
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britneyspears
11 hours ago, LM said:

What's cringe about that line? 

It's an awful simile. Who has EVER said someone has hurt them "like Chinese water torture"?! It's a very clumsy attempt to make the tune work. 

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2 hours ago, britneyspears said:

It's an awful simile. Who has EVER said someone has hurt them "like Chinese water torture"?! It's a very clumsy attempt to make the tune work. 

She's just saying that the words were slowly driving her insane- that's what the Chinese water torture does. If those words were written by Gaga you would've said nothing against it

Who has EVER said "He can't read my poker face"? 

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3 hours ago, LM said:

She's just saying that the words were slowly driving her insane- that's what the Chinese water torture does. If those words were written by Gaga you would've said nothing against it

Who has EVER said "He can't read my poker face"? 

Poker face is a very common expression in English, so it's not out of place at all. Saying "like Chinese water torture" is a terrible simile. You can't really compare words to Chinese water torture either. It's a very badly written song. Katy writes good choruses, but frequently messes up with bad lyrics like this.

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