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1 hour ago, britneyspears said:

Poker face is a very common expression in English, so it's not out of place at all. Saying "like Chinese water torture" is a terrible simile. You can't really compare words to Chinese water torture either. It's a very badly written song. Katy writes good choruses, but frequently messes up with bad lyrics like this.

she's not comparing anything, she's just using a metaphor. It's the same like "or wear an ear condom next time" 

Both are just metaphors...idk if you just hate Katy or you didn't get it:huh:

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30 minutes ago, LM said:

she's not comparing anything, she's just using a metaphor. It's the same like "or wear an ear condom next time" 

Both are just metaphors...idk if you just hate Katy or you didn't get it:huh:

I'm not saying that Gaga doesn't have bad lyrics - "ear condom", "legs/eggs", "friends to invite me to their parties", most of Donatella. It's just that "Chinese water torture" is such a godawful lyric it hurts. There's nothing to "get", it's a bad attempt at seeming deep but comes off as very "My First Lyric Book". 

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31 minutes ago, britneyspears said:

I'm not saying that Gaga doesn't have bad lyrics - "ear condom", "legs/eggs", "friends to invite me to their parties", most of Donatella. It's just that "Chinese water torture" is such a godawful lyric it hurts. There's nothing to "get", it's a bad attempt at seeming deep but comes off as very "My First Lyric Book". 

Well, I love the "ear condom" lyrics:lolly:

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18 hours ago, Bette Davis said:

I'm a ****ing example of a ****ing example
Hit her from the back, *****, that's a ****ing example
I came up on Luke Campbell, I'm so sick I need Campbells
If you know I'm showing up, I hope you come with your camera
Got the city on swole with my Louis bandana
My car is shitting on niggas, I should ride with a Pamper

 

Omfg :icega:

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StrawberryBlond

Just going for the big, known singles here, but how has nobody brought up these?

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off

"Hey, hey, hey, just think, when  you've been getting down about the liars and dirty, dirty cheats in the world, you could've been getting down to this sick beat!

My ex man bought his new girlfriend, she's like 'oh my God'

but I'm just gonna shake

and to the fella over there with the hella good hair

won't you come on over baby, we can shake, shake, shake."

Best songwriter of a generation, my ass.

Nicki Minaj - Starships

Jump in my hoopty-hoopty-hoop, I own that

And I ain't paying my rent this month, I owe that

But f**k who you want and f**k who you like

Dance all night, there's no end in sight

Twinkle, twinkle little star

Now, everybody let me hear you say ray, ray, ray

Now, spend all your money cause they pay, pay, pay

And if you're a G, you're a G, G, G

My name's Onika, you can call me Nicki

Everyone's entitled to their opinion and all, but I struggle to understand why Iggy Azalea is apparently so much worse than...this. I actually liked this song at the time. Must have hit my head that day.

Katy Perry - This Is How We Do

"Now we're talking astrology, getting our nails did all Japanesey

Day drinking at the Wild Cat, sucking really bad at Mariah Carey-oke."

Who allowed her to say that racist Japanesy line? And when will she learn that when a lyric doesn't work, change it, don't shoe horn in a word that doesn't fit, especially if you have to force it to?

Beyonce - Formation

I like my baby hair with baby hair and afros

I like my negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils

Earned all this money but they never take the country out me

I got hot sauce in my bag, swag

I see it, I want it, I stunt, yellow bone it

I dream it, I work hard, I grind it till I own it

I twirl on them haters, albino alligators

El Camino with the seat low, sipping Cuervo with no chaser

Sometimes I go off, I go hard, take what's mine, I'm a star

Cause I slay, hey, I slay, hey, I slay, hey, I slay, hey, I slay, hey, etc.

How this didn't get laughed off the album, I have no idea. If this weren't Beyonce, it would have dragged.

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9 hours ago, StrawberryBlond said:

Katy Perry - This Is How We Do

"Now we're talking astrology, getting our nails did all Japanesey

Day drinking at the Wild Cat, sucking really bad at Mariah Carey-oke."

Who allowed her to say that racist Japanesy line? And when will she learn that when a lyric doesn't work, change it, don't shoe horn in a word that doesn't fit, especially if you have to force it to?

I know that these are some godawful lyrics but how come is this a racist line? 

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Killa

oh god reading all this  bad lyrics is making me sick, thank god i can never understand what they sing

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19 hours ago, StrawberryBlond said:

Nicki Minaj - Starships

Jump in my hoopty-hoopty-hoop, I own that

And I ain't paying my rent this month, I owe that

But f**k who you want and f**k who you like

Dance all night, there's no end in sight

Twinkle, twinkle little star

Now, everybody let me hear you say ray, ray, ray

Now, spend all your money cause they pay, pay, pay

And if you're a G, you're a G, G, G

My name's Onika, you can call me Nicki

Everyone's entitled to their opinion and all, but I struggle to understand why Iggy Azalea is apparently so much worse than...this. I actually liked this song at the time. Must have hit my head that day.

 

This is the first time I've seen this written out in its full glory and I'm just like NOOOOOOOOO?!!!! This is so embarrassing :saladga:

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13 hours ago, Mary Jane Wayne said:

I know that these are some godawful lyrics but how come is this a racist line? 

It's a racist stereotype that all Japanese people are good nail artists. Just like it's racist to assume all black people like watermelon, etc.

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swag swag swag on you

sitting by the fire while we eatin' fondue

I don't know about me but I know about you

say hello to falsetto

in two

three

......

swag

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JevyDuty

Tell me what you really like
Baby I can take my time
We don't ever have to fight
Just take it step-by-step
I can see it in your eyes
'Cause they never tell me lies
I can feel that body shake
And the
heat between your legs

You've been scared of love and what it did to you
You don't have to run, I know what you've been through
Just a simple touch and it can set you free
We don't have to rush when you're alone with me

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

------------

And the fact that it was a radio hit :toofunny:

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Quasi

The "wasted zombie" lyrics from CTTR make me cringe every time. 

Also:

"I'm not alive if I'm lonely, so please don't leave
Was it something I said or just my personality?"

These are from Hedley's song "Perfect". That last line makes me cringe so hard. I really don't like their songwriting. Or their music for that matter. :nails:

I don't understand pineapples, so I don't eat bananas.
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