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G.U.Y. Remixes EP


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i'm gonna give my opinion on the remixes of G.U.Y., this was the first time i ever listened to a remix EP in full.

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Track One: St. Lucia Remix

the jazz intro, the claps, the horn carrying the beat. this was definitely a high on the EP, it felt like JazzGa was trying to be ARTPOPGa. the harmonies sounded so good on the chorus, and the bridge breakdown. this was definitely a great remix.

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Track Two: Rami Samir Afuni Remix

a meh of the EP. i could have gone on with life without it. sounds like a royalty free YouTube song. 

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Track Three: Wayne G Throwback Anthem 

the "anthem" part of this song is missing. just a regurgitated 80's disco song. it's just uneventful. l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶W̶i̶t̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ the chorus is redeeming i guess. it's instrumental is equivalent to a poorly fanmade Gaga vs. Madonna mashup. easily skippable. 

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Track Four: Lovelife Remix

ladies and gentlemen, this is how you make a bop and bop squared. it feels dark almost with the synths in the beginning. it's reminiscent of a Bloody Mary meets G.U.Y. mashup. it's chorus sounds so ethereal. with this remix, G.U.Y. could hide in TFM. 

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Track Five: KDrew Remix

um, ew. this puzzles me. St. Lucia and KDrew Remixes both have ~600,000 plays on Spotify. who would disrespect their ears with this remix? it's a level of so bad i cannot describe. the remix is a dated EDM sound that even the Chainsmokers wouldn't try to rip off. i'm appalled that the Lovelife Remix was robbed to this. 

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the only bops here are the St. Lucia Remix & the Lovelife Remix. may they one day be loved. IMG_3628.gif

any other remix albums i should listen to? let me know!

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slayo
9 minutes ago, AmericanGUY said:

any other remix albums i should listen to? let me know!

Honestly would love for you to review all of Gaga's remix albums/EPs! The Born This Way remix album is soooo good

Make it stupid!
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AmericanGUY
Just now, slayo said:

Honestly would love for you to review all of Gaga's remix albums/EPs! The Born This Way remix album is soooo good

i definitely will!:woohoo:

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n0ne

Lovelife & KDrew are the best, The Chainsmokers could never.

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Ricardo

all her The Fame singles remixes EPs are the best imo, they went downhill with Telephone 

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Irrelevant

Applause Remixes :lolly:

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AmericanGUY
1 minute ago, Irrelevant said:

Applause Remixes :lolly:

 

5 minutes ago, Ricardo said:

all her The Fame singles remixes EPs 

they're on the list! :woohoo:

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misunderstood

The KDrew remix is the only good one from the EP

"I'd rather be poor and happy, than rich and alone"
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ComeToMama

Applause remix are the only ones that compete with the original. Most of Gaga's remixes are awful.

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AmericanGUY
9 minutes ago, alushlullaby said:

The KDrew remix is the only good one from the EP

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misunderstood
1 minute ago, AmericanGUY said:

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Me, myself, and I :)

 

"I'd rather be poor and happy, than rich and alone"
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Kermit

kdrew & lovelife remixes > other remixes

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Duella Dvil

Bad Romance, Marry The Night, Judas, Telephone, The Remix (TF+TFM)

In that order, tag me in future ones!!!

I'm a remix collector!

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AmericanGUY
7 minutes ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

Bad Romance, Marry The Night, Judas, Telephone, The Remix (TF+TFM)

In that order, tag me in future ones!!!

I'm a remix collector!

now i have a schedule, i'll have them up soon!

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