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After Gaga walks into the street after the John Wayne MV, a homeless man gives her a pack of gum for her guitar, which she gladly trades in because at least she knows how to chew gum. 

Then, after 5 minutes, the gum loses flavor (probably that expensive Hubaba ****) so she throws it on the ground in front of her. She then accidentally steps on it, and her shoe gets stuck. A car then comes speeding closer to her, so she decides to take off her shoe, but while doing so she trips, right into the sewers (IT tease). 

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She can't get service in the sewers, so she has to scream for help "HEY GIRL, CAN YOU HEAR ME?" (Hey Girl MV is Gaga walking through the sewers and meeting Florence who is chilling in there to hide from the fans demanding a new album from her). 

They finally get out after walking all the way to a beautiful beach in California. Katy is there in ha blue wig and the three of them perform an A-YO/California Girls Mashup. 

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They then decide to light a fire to roast some marshmallows, which is where Katy accidentally lights her hair on fire (so she shaves it off). The three girls then start going through old nudes of Taylor Kinney Gaga had left on her phone, and the Dancin' In Circles MV begins. 

They all wake up after a hectic night and Gaga decides to walk to a bar because she hasn't gotten a hangover yet. She performs Sinner's Prayer in the bar, attracts a man, and then they go over to a motel and Gaga performs a very intimate Cum To Mama to him.

She then steals his money on the way out of their one (awkward) morning stand and buys a blue jeep, drives to the desert, and the movie restarts. 

One, five, ten lay a million on me
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Altair

Can someone plz post the gif of GaGa closing a window of this cult site on this thread plz. 

:sharon:

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WildAmerican
3 minutes ago, Altair said:

Can someone plz post the gif of GaGa closing a window of this cult site on this thread plz. 

:sharon:

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Xoxo Adriana
9 minutes ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

She can't get service in the sewers, so she has to scream for help "HEY GIRL, CAN YOU HEAR ME?" (Hey Girl MV is Gaga walking through the sewers and meeting Florence who is chilling in there to hide from the fans demanding a new album from her).??

 

SCREAMINGAAAAGSGSHDH

 

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Gagaplayer315
20 minutes ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

Katy is there in ha blue wig and the three of them perform an A-YO/California Girls Mashup. 

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gagagoogoose
39 minutes ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

The three girls then start going through old nudes of Taylor Kinney Gaga had left on her phone, and the Dancin' In Circles MV begins. 

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Maleficent

All jokes aside, a full circle would be a cool way to end the saga, if it hasn't already ended (it has). 

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HOTNebraskaGuy
1 minute ago, Maleficent said:

All jokes aside, a full circle would be a cool way to end the saga, if it hasn't already ended (it has). 

"The end" If only we got this sort of conformation with the Telephone sequel. 

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1 hour ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

because at least she knows how to chew gum. 

 

I screamed :toofunny:

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HOTNebraskaGuy
1 minute ago, Gagz said:

I screamed :toofunny:

I'm happy someone acknowledged that :selena:    

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3 minutes ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

I'm happy someone acknowledged that :selena:    

Honestly upset that not enough people are appreciating it.

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On 6/21/2017 at 10:17 PM, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

which she gladly trades in because at least she knows how to chew gum. 

This mess was entirely worth it for this drag

Been a long time but I'm back in town, and this time I'm not leaving without you
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