Red Velvet 10,988 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 WARNING: This post is satirical, please don't be that serious. The Fame era: Put 1 cup of origami dress in bowl Crack Ziggy Stardust's bolt Put bolt in bowl Put blonde bangs Put 4 number 10's in the Billboard Hot 100 Put the Gaga batter in muffin cups Put it in oven and wait for 4 minutes And we have this: The Fame Monster era: A cup of darkness Half a cup of fears Half a cup of 3 Billboard Top 5 A bowl of 800 million views, 280 million views and 300 million views. Hey, do one of you have a recipe on making a Lady Gaga? Do you have one recipe of cake like Lady Gaga? I'm like some kind of supernova Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fame 4,192 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 cup Italian curls 2 tsp cigarettes 3 Jazz clubs 1 Tony Bennett (pre-cooked) A pinch of trumpet Bake for several months and glaze final product with the tears of monsters screaming for more pop music. And there you have a Cheek to Cheek. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Velvet 10,988 Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 Koons Ball 2 tsp gypsies 100 millions of clapping 2 songs about sex (Sexxx Dreams & GUY) 10 pinches of betrayals (ARTPOP ACT II, ARTAPP, SEXX DREAMS FT. RIHANNA, DWUW MUSIC VIDEO, VENUS AND DOPE AS SINGLE, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, IN,LIKE WITH YOU AND BROOKLYN NIGHTS AT ARTPOP, VOLANTIS, TELEPHONE CONTINUATION AND MORE.) There you have ARTPOP. I'm like some kind of supernova Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef 61,598 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 One pint of potentiality 5 teaspoons of frustration a sprinkle of mismanagement Signature loading… 👹🖤 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
artpopulace 1,657 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Put in bops and religious songs Collect the best tracks Gaga has made in her lifetime Put in a bowl as base Put Gaga's latest Billboard Hot 100 #1 Put in the Grammys it deserved (blended) Put 1 mole and tons of wigs Put it the things in oven and wait for 6 months Get Madonna sing your lead single in her own tour for promo Glaze the thing with and load of gays getting laid to BTW Make 1,108,000 cupcakes out of it for first week and continue to make millions for next orders the milky way is 𝓵𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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