Funny: How to write a Chainsmokers Song

[TheFame Monster 8,718]

 

 

[Kermit 15,807]

Step 1: Trendy tropical/electronic influenced sound.

Step 2: Stand in a hipster or millennial's view point of 'love'.

Step 3: Add R&B or trap influence.

Step 4: Boost ego/ Artistic shift.

Step 5: Excessive radioplay.

Step 6: Forcibly enjoy. 

[SCAR 97 1,038]

Step 7: measure your d*ck

[River 91,006]

The lyrics are also easy to write

Baby baby in the room

come and love me with your broom

That I bought it just for you

Eat the apple with the mushroom

come and sit now on the chair

From IKEA that you bought

At a night trip to Nebraska

We will always catch a dumb Gloom

 

[ashae 6,310]

this is so ****ing accurate omg 

[TheFame Monster 8,718]

4 minutes ago, SCAR 97 said:

Step 7: measure your d*ck

Step 8: since your always drunk or high even though you measured in metric say it's imperial

[Shipper 12,765]

"Your hair smells like TIDE."

 

 How romantic! 

I would fall for that guy immediately! 

[Arcanum 4,116]

I could never imagine that my fav is struggling for a #1 while Chainsmokers & Ed Sheeran are on top of the game. What's wrong with the people? Are we all doomed? Is the end near?

 *Listens to the Beast Within biting his nails in agony*

[Decodekid 24,475]

40 minutes ago, SCAR 97 said:

Step 7: measure your d*ck

Step 8: brag about getting *** and be full of **** 

[AyaKara 2,272]

I'm cracking up omg

[Irrelevant 20,273]

[Red Velvet 10,973]

And how to write a Taylor Swift song:

1. Date someone "special"

2. Break up with that guy

3. Brag it at Kety

4. Write about everything about him, even the size of his sausage.

 

and how to write something Gaga will do.

1. Think something as fast as 1 minute.

2. Write it in 10 minutes.

 

[Maleficent 6]

2 hours ago, Arcanum said:

I could never imagine that my fav is struggling for a #1 while Chainsmokers & Ed Sheeran are on top of the game. What's wrong with the people? Are we all doomed? Is the end near?

 *Listens to the Beast Within biting his nails in agony*

This is what we get for allowing Trump to be President. Not the music we want/need, but the music we deserve. 

[That J 12,166]

10 hours ago, Arcanum said:

I could never imagine that my fav is struggling for a #1 while Chainsmokers & Ed Sheeran are on top of the game. What's wrong with the people? Are we all doomed? Is the end near?

 *Listens to the Beast Within biting his nails in agony*

Praising this for The Beast Within. 🤘🏻