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CatelynnMarie
2 hours ago, Saint Hollywood said:

my whole life is the humilation :neyde:

The most accurate thing I have ever read and I need it on a shirt 

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Allison M

Everyone knows my intense love for Gaga and every time she does something they think of me and if they don't like it/her they judge me so hard.

Nobody I know stans for an artist so they don't understand why I share 5 pictures of her at the Grammy's and think I'm crazy, weird and obsessed. Which I am :whitney: but it can be embarrassing sometimes.

There was one time though I had the house to myself so I was singing so loud and putting on a show as if I were Gaga and my mom came home and I didn't know for line half a song she was just watching me sing and do the choreography :rip:

And Gaga was my Screensaver on my phone in the red outfit from Judas and a guy saw it and just gave me a look like, "You for real?"

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3 hours ago, SlaeUrAnus said:

4. When I was at college my screensaver was Gaga circa 2009 and my friend said loudly "is that Lady Gaga on your lock screen?!" I was like, no she is my girlfriend! They were trying to get me to show them my girlfriend and I was like: "I do not like other people seeing her" which came off creepy to them :air:

This one :deadbanana:

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Rivington Rebel

I was listening to a talk at a really prestigious university (Oxford, UK) and the chorus of Government Hooker started playing on my phone. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. :wtfga:

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Addison Rae

I have a few stories to share with y'all :rip: 

When I was in 11 in Year 7, I had just started high school and wasn't keen on Gaga until she performed Marry The Night on X Factor.

I started downloading her music onto my phone from Tubidy :rip:  (but still wasn't really a fan of her at the time) and walked to school with a friend I had at the time.

As we were walking he saw me listening to an illegally downloaded Just Dance that came with a picture of Gaga in a swimsuit with a police helmet on and started shouting "OH MY GOD YOU LISTEN TO LADY GAGA HAHAHA YOUR A F*****" I was like :neyde: um no thats not her and tried to played it off :rip: 

Then later on in the day in Cooking class, he tried to tell his other friend that I was sort of friends with "HE WAS LISTENING TO LADY GAGA HES A GAY" :rip: Then he said "we're you really listening to her" I was like "who dat? I don't know no ladey gaygay :poot:" and he believed me :laughga: the guy that saw me looked at me like I got away with murder :rip: 

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Mmmmmm I humiliate myself on the daily basis lol

But, once I went to a night club on Cancun (CocoBongo) and when I was going back to the hotel, it was like 4 am, me and about 10 other people were on a small bus, we all were tired af, after dancing all night long and I started singing "Alejandro" some people were mad, but the others were clapping and laughing, even the next day when I felt like ****, 2 guys came up to me and say  "Did you sing Alejandro last night? Cuz we remember it sounded good, but we were really drunk, so yeah", lol.

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imnotyourbabe10

Oh boy...well, at first I didn't understand her so I maybe posted some bullshit on Fbk about that (forever sorry, mother monster!)...I've also been known to drunkenly/stoned dance to her (there is a photo of me jumping on the bartop in my family kitchen to bop to Alejandro...and then a video of me running around to Venus...:toofunny:).

Perhaps most embarrassingly, I was in that Vevo award video...:icega:...thought I was gonna meet her but most of us didn't and a few did...and the videos were edited quite poorly, I think...

Anyway, I'm sure there is more given the 10 or so years she's been around.

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Psychic Guru

In 2010, I was at my religion class (in Italy we study religion in High School). My teacher was asking everyone what was the first word that we had in mind when thinking about religion. Everyone was saying stuff like "Jesus", "Bible", etc. I said "Alejandro:toofunny:

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Just now, Zazekina said:

Mmmmmm I humiliate myself on the daily basis lol

But, once I went to a night club on Cancun (CocoBongo) and when I was going back to the hotel, it was like 4 am, me and about 10 other people were on a small bus, we all were tired af, after dancing all night long and I started singing "Alejandro" some people were mad, but the others were clapping and laughing, even the next day when I felt like ****, 2 guys came up to me and say  "Did you sing Alejandro last night? Cuz we remember it sounded good, but we were really drunk, so yeah", lol.

Did you see the Gaga portion at CocoBongo??!  Wasn't it pretty good?  I loved the Alejandro part and then spent the drive back to the hotel conversing in my "best" Spanish...:sweat:...oh Cancun...:diane:

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Addison Rae

I was 13 when I fully became a closet Gaga fan after applause came out. Gaga had performed Venus/DWUW on X Factor, and after that I would keep the performance on repeat in my head :rip: 

I was humming the "take me to your planet" part whilst me and my sister were at home and suddenly she goes "Oh please. Stop singing that crap" I was like :neyde: mind you she used to like Gaga back in the Just Dance days and introduced me to her when I was like 8 but doesn't like her anymore :rip: 

 

Another story would be in 2015 when Gaga was at the Stevie Wonder tribute. Me and my family were watching it and it cut to Gaga weirdly dancing in the audience and I let out a slight scream after seeing her :rip: my dad was like "Lady Gaga isn't very coordinated is she :poot:"

I had to conceal my emotion and was about to show him the Judas CHOREO until my fake hetero in me was like "yeah totally man she sux at dancing lady ca ca l o l :poot:"

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Branflakes
20 minutes ago, Dolce Vita said:

I was 13 when I fully became a closet Gaga fan after applause came out. Gaga had performed Venus/DWUW on X Factor, and after that I would keep the performance on repeat in my head :rip: 

I was humming the "take me to your planet" part whilst me and my sister were at home and suddenly she goes "Oh please. Stop singing that crap" I was like :neyde: mind you she used to like Gaga back in the Just Dance days and introduced me to her when I was like 8 but doesn't like her anymore :rip: 

 

Another story would be in 2015 when Gaga was at the Stevie Wonder tribute. Me and my family were watching it and it cut to Gaga weirdly dancing in the audience and I let out a slight scream after seeing her :rip: my dad was like "Lady Gaga isn't very coordinated is she :poot:"

I had to conceal my emotion and was about to show him the Judas CHOREO until my fake hetero in me was like "yeah totally man she sux at dancing lady ca ca l o l :poot:"

You were 13 when Applause came out? **** I'm old :laughga:

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Jonathan Florencio
2 hours ago, Argentum said:

When I was in high school and on a school trip, I was in the same hotel room with my best friend (who does not know anything or care about pop music and is generally accepting of my music tastes). And for whatever reason, I was emo-ing out, blasting Dance in the Dark on my earphones, while we were laying in bed side to side, and being half teary eyed and dramatic, I sung:

Silicone, saline, poison inject me
Baby, I'm a free bitch, I'm a free bitch

I will never forget the tone of his voice when he said confused "what the hell are you talking about?" . Instant regret. I still curl my spine just thinking of it...

I DIED :ladyhaha::ladyhaha::ladyhaha::ladyhaha::ladyhaha::ladyhaha:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THANKS FOR MAKING MY SAD ASS NIGHT

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crazyforgaga

When I was like 10 years old in 2011 I was listening to government hooker next to my mom on a plane and my mom saw the name of the song on my phone and she didn't know what to think. :toofunny:

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Galactic Mess

I did the Judas choreo in front of my class in the first year of law school. :whitney: 

I sang you and I in the uni's elevator and hall in the second year. Needless to say, there were mixed reviews :whitney:

I also fought with a friend over Gaga in highschool, and we never talked again :whitney:

 

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River

Dinner with all the colleagues of my husband, professors to mathematics of Nice University and their spouses, they are talking about music of the 80s and then me "I like Lady Gaga" a big silent............. and I'm like :awkney: "I'm going to smoke:bye:".

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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