What Are Your Most Embarassing Gaga Moments?

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11 minutes ago, Batwings said:

I just want to say that I'm glad these posts are legit funny stories. I remember a while back, there was a similar post, and it was mostly filled with stuff like,

"OMG, one time I was trying to do the Bad Romance choreography for my friends, and I messed up one of the moves, and I was so embarrassed!"

So I posted a troll response saying that one time, I was doing Poker Face choreography for my friends and accidentally sh i t all over my friend's house while doing so.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Skai Jackson said:

Oh god what happened?

I know this has been debated to death but I'm 99.999999% sure that the clinic scene was gaga's way of telling us she had an unplanned pregnancy and she chose to terminate it. When she grabs the doctors hand and says "I'm gonna be a star." Was her way of justifying the abortion. When she gets the call that she's been dropped from her record label, she just has a total meltdown because she had not only lost her child, but her potential career as well. I still regret my abortion everyday. It's not something that ever goes away. The bond between mama and baby starts from the moment the egg implants in the uterus. That was my baby. I loved that baby but I was 14 and scared out of my mind. A lot of people have speculated that's why gaga is so maternal with her monsters. We represent the child she lost. 

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1 minute ago, Letmelivemylife said:

I know this has been debated to death but I'm 99.999999% sure that the clinic scene was gaga's way of telling us she had an unplanned pregnancy and she chose to terminate it. When she grabs the doctors hand and says "I'm gonna be a star." Was her way of justifying the abortion. When she gets the call that she's been dropped from her record label, she just has a total meltdown because she had not only lost her child, but her potential career as well. I still regret my abortion everyday. It's not something that ever goes away. The bond between mama and baby starts from the moment the egg implants in the uterus. That was my baby. I loved that baby but I was 14 and scared out of my mind. A lot of people have speculated that's why gaga is so maternal with her monsters. We represent the child she lost. 

I have always believed in that theory and have never thought of that, either. So sorry for you.

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1 minute ago, Skai Jackson said:

I have always believed in that theory and have never thought of that, either. So sorry for you.

If she did have one then my heart truly breaks for her because I know what that pain is like. It's like a hole that never gets filled. It constantly feels like a piece of me is missing. I know some may roll their eyes but gaga truly does loves us so very much. It's a deep maternal type of love. A friend of mine had criticized gaga when she got angry with that guy who had recorded some of the private conversation she was having with her monsters.

My friend had said that gaga over reacted and I reminded him that we aren't "just" fans to gaga. We're like her surrogate kids in a way. She was totally fine until he tried to intrude on a private moment with us and that's when her "mama bear" instincts to protect us kicked in and she got angry.

Yeah she's sweet and funny but she'll go from 0-100 in the blink of an eye when she feels that her monsters are being threatened. I always say make fun of gaga and you'll see angry gaga. Make fun of her monsters and you'll see "mama bear" gaga and you better start running cuz she's comin after you. Nothing is scarier than a mama protecting her babies or monsters in this case. 

[theARTVampire 3,688]

When my MANiCURE ringtone started during maths class

"put some lipstick on" I wanted to sink into the ground....xD

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Polyphonic Poker Face ringtone started in the middle of a class

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5 minutes ago, theARTVampire said:

When my MANiCURE ringtone started during maths class

"put some lipstick on" I wanted to sink into the ground....xD

[Heidi Montag 409]

I don't really remember any specific stories, but I've of course been caught singing/dancing to her songs and had them play on my phone in public while thinking I'd plugged my headphones in on numerous occasions 

[MonsterBall13 1,217]

Judas ringtone started in class 

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-My sister found recordings of me singing to Judas and Sexxx Dreams on some karaoke app 

-Admitting that I liked Gaga/buying TFM deluxe (I was trying to be super cool and tough at the time. I was so far up my butt in a metal phase, that listing to pop music made me feel like a traitor) I shared memes like this to try to show I was to cool for her even though I secretly loved her:

-The iTunes on my laptop started playing at school, and I didn't realize it until I took my headphones out and heard Red and Blue blasting from my backpack

-Spending way too much money to make Gaga costumes that nobody but me will ever see, have only worn for 2 minutes, and refuse to take pictures of

 

[Lglm 11]

Haven't had any Gaga moments 

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I was at a wedding and BR came on...my cousins gf said she knew the choreo. I secretly did too. We agreed to do it together. When the chorus came, I did it. She, however, did not. 

[JesseBabe 837]

This is so awkward and embarrassing, lmao. But when the Bad Romance video came out I was obsessed with it. It was also around the time that I was talking to this guy from my high school, and he knew I liked Gaga a lot. He was coming to my place over the weekend so I wanted to be sexy and show my dance moves from the video on him.... so I practiced the scene where she crawls on the floor to the guy and gets on his lap. I did that to my brother and one of my best friends because I wanted to make it perfect. I would finish and ask for critiques on what I could do better over and over for about an hour before everyone was like literally stop it's not that serious. 

[paganpoetry 155]

my dad caught me dancing to alejandro through the crack in my (thought it was) closed door

thank god i didn't do those sensual dances like i usually did but damn did i look gay

i was like 9 or 10

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i cracked my shower tile doing judas chereo