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Thomas P

Wow we made it! I'd like to thank my parents for always supporting me on my dangerous homosexual path, and my Mother Monster for embracing sinful lifestyle.

I would also like to thank the Jesus freaks who acknowledged me multiple times on this board.

:lana:

I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill.
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Letmelivemylife

Yay!!!! I feel so important!!!! Wow I wasn't prepared to give an acceptance speech but here goes. First of all, I'd like to thank my emotionally abusive biological mother for never giving my 2 sisters and I the love and affection we needed. I'd also like to thank her for driving me into Coke/heroin addiction at 13 1/2 because I was so desperate for love I was willing to try anything to get it. I'd like to thank the pedophile who raped me in the backseat of his car at 14. I was 14 asshole. I couldn't give consent. I'd like to thank the ob/gyn for aborting the baby I got pregnant with as a result of said rape. Most importantly, I wanna say thank you to gaga/monsters for giving me the balls to flip you off and say "**** you asshole. See ya in hell".

*Disclaimer* I speak 3 languages: English, sarcasm, and smart ass. I'm most fluent in sarcasm and smart ass as demonstrated in this post lol

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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Letmelivemylife
4 minutes ago, lordgagx said:

I've always wanted to visit hellfire 

I know right?!? My school could never afford to go there on a school field trip. But look on the bright side! We get to go now!! Omg road trip!!!!!! Lol sorry I'm fluent in smart ass lol. Lol I didn't take my anti-hyper pills today

I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you
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Jesus loves everybody, but hates me for various reasons. A truly reverse christian expedition to Lucifer's bed :hor:

I would like to thank my parents and my friends for helping me (or not) achieve the level of gayness I possess now. THIS IS FOR GOD (or not), MY FANS AND THE GAYS!!! :firega:

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