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PMKKARDASHiAN

So if you didn't read my thread from last night, a straight guy from my job said he liked perfect illusion and said it was so good. 

Update! I'm sitting at the nurses station charting, and he randomly comes up to me and says "dude, I got that freakin perfect illusion song stuck in my head!" I said 'well yea duh, it's cuz it's good!' he said "yea, no, it is good, but my friend who told me about it literally had it on repeat last night so I heard it like 50 times!" 

I giggled, and said "OK I'm not trying to be funny, but is your friend gay..?" he said "honestly idk but no I don't think so." 

I gave a cunning grin 

THEN he said "finally, I told him to change the song! So he put on britneys new song!" :toofunny: 

I cackled. I said "make me??" 

He said "no no, her other new one, work bitch!" 

 

Confirmation you're straight and your friend is indeed a sis. 

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donutellha
1 minute ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said:

 

He said "no no, her other new one, work bitch!" 

 

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Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting.
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Poissonche

Yesterday I posted in your thread about how I no longer had a straight friend who liked Gaga. This might happen to your colleague :derpga:

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IM SCREAMING 

It's always around me, all this noise, but not really as loud as the voice saying "Let it happen, let it happen."
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PMKKARDASHiAN
Just now, Poissonche said:

Yesterday I posted in your thread about how I no longer had a straight friend who liked Gaga. This might happen to your colleague :derpga:

That'll be my next straight guy update! 

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Thomas P

Yes he is SOOOOOOOOO straight, but his friend is def gay. No straight guy voluntarily listens to Gaga songs, and probably the most gay of all Britney songs. 

 

I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill.
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Poissonche
5 minutes ago, Thomas P said:

Yes he is SOOOOOOOOO straight, but his friend is def gay. No straight guy voluntarily listens to Gaga songs, and probably the most gay of all Britney songs. 

 

Go tell that to the straight members of the site :derpga: I bet they only listen to Gaga's music accidentally.

Spoiler

this isn't an attack on you, this is defending straight people's right to listen to quality music.

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Mess. My previous post was generalizing this too. I'm an illogical person.

 

 

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RAMROD

Perfect Illusion and its redeeming quality :poot:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡
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RAMROD
4 minutes ago, MarkHollywood said:

So straight guys cant like Lady Gaga?

 

Not true tbh :hug:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡
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