PunkTheFunk 123,289 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Well Little Flopsters, it's official: we've waited 555 days for LG5 (if you count the wait as starting from the end of Gaga's speech at the last ArtRave show on November 24, 2014 ). Aside from being Satan's second favorite number, this milestone holds plenty of significance for gays around the globe. Here are 7 cool facts you didn't know about day 555 of the LG5 wait. .... 1. The 510 children born around the world during Gaga's last ArtRave speech would be 18 months old right now. According to the UN, there are 255 babies born every minute, which translates to 510 children born during Gaga's ~2 minute speech. Fun fact: 42.5 children were born during the time it took Gaga to say "When this song is over, the clock will start ticking, until the next time" (about 10 seconds). At 18 months, a baby's vocabulary extends to 20 simple words — 15 more than the average Trump stan. 2. A new replacement battery put in a wrist-watch while Gaga was saying "the clock will start ticking" would have probably run out by now. A typical watch replacement battery within the price range of the average Little Monster lasts 1 to 2 years. 3. The number 5 in Mandarin Chinese is pronounced 'wu', so three '5's together would be "wuwuwu"; according to Chinese internet slang, this is meant to resemble the sound of tearful crying. Because we've been doing plenty of that over the past wuwuwu days 4. The number 5 in Thai is pronounced 'ha', so three of them together would be 'hahaha'. This is the Thai version of 'lol', and also what the cynical Little Gays say when someone claims to have Exclusive Insider Twitter Information™ about LG5. And so am I 5. The LG5 wait outlasted Meghan Trainor's career Meghan Trainor's debut album, Title, was released on January 9, 2015. Her second album, Thank You, was released on May 13, 2016; it received a 60/100 score on Metacritic, sold about 7 copies in pure sales, and peaked at number 64 on the North Korean Hot 200 Albums Chart. 6. If Gaga had left for Mars in Volantis immediately after the last ArtRave show, it would have been 295 days today since she got there. According to NASA it takes about 260 days to get to Mars with modern technology (around 200 with Bobby Campbell's connections). By day 555, Gaga would have successfully terraformed the barren planet, kick-started the Martian agricultural revolution, and tweeted about it several times. 7. The LG5 wait is now longer than the 18-month warranty period for Litter Robot™, the automatic self-cleaning litter box for cats If you purchased a Litter Robot on the day of the last ArtRave show, I regret to inform you that your warranty ended six days ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Queen of arriving to Mars and growing vegetation before releasing LG5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Warhola 12,992 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Why are your threads the best thing on this forum? she's a party girl with a bad habit for drugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wenli 826 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You're very funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Ambition 47,805 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 This thread is amazing ▌│█║▌║▌║ before I am Canadian, I am Chromatican ║▌║▌║█│▌ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Die 1,864 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Have you considered filling that gaping hole in your soul with Jesus? Nod if you wanna make love with the enemy. ❤ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondAngel 5,044 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 You are perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas P 18,443 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 8. 84,138,000 people died during this wait. According to the internet, 151,600 people die each day. Multiply that by 555, and that is how many times I have died from losing my patience. I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuyTony 28,925 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Time has really flied by. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabirartfling 9,063 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 "According to NASA it takes about 260 days to get to Mars with modern technology (around 200 with bobby campbell's connections)." I AM DYING Give your love to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzily 14,543 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I can wait 111 more days. Ha Satanic awakening One Banned Boi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharine Hepburn 4,607 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Lmao I've been counting since ARTPOP leaked. It's seemed like an eternity xoxo Joanne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATCAT 58,779 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I never thought about it, but I bet a lot of fans died during this wait. The last era they got was ARTPOP. Depressing to think about. I can't be free if my hands are tied... 🧟♀️👰🏻 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 123,289 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Share Posted June 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, Princess Die said: Have you considered filling that gaping hole in your soul with Jesus? Who told you about my congenital heart defect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 123,289 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Share Posted June 2, 2016 22 minutes ago, Andrew Warhola said: Why are your threads the best thing on this forum? 20 minutes ago, Wenli said: You're very funny. 20 minutes ago, Teal Ambition said: This thread is amazing 18 minutes ago, GAGA1972 said: You are perfect I live for the Applause Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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