HighlandHeart 993 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I'm a poet and I love poetry. Yes yes, I know, my username ha ha ha. On National Poetry Day I challenged everyone on Facebook to comment a poem underneath, and all my friends took the piss and wrote hilariously and ironically bad poems. So, I don't expect something serious or a masterpiece (unless you really wanna go for it, in which case I'd love it.) I challenge everyone here to write a poem about Gaga. It can be a couplet, a limerick, it doesn't have to rhyme, it can be anything you want! I know most of them are probably going to be on the lines of "Gaga, oh Gaga, for the sake of my sex drive/Please, oh please b*tch, release LG5." I don't care though, just wanna see what you got! If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
homomo 23,883 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Rub a dub dub LG5 in a tub Sinking so it never see's the light of day 0110100001100101011011000110110001101111 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauntingHollow 4,310 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I am poet too do you post on deepundergroundpoetry or somewhere ? You can not hide if nobody pays attention to you :* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Surrealist 27,470 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, release LG5 now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 You were the freak king Of the piercing shop, All the girls thought they could sing, But they're really not ****. I don't get it You're looking like a man, You're talking like a baby. How the **** is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy? I don't get it, Your taste once exquisite. What happened to Brooklyn, What happened to New York? What happened to my scene, What happened to punk rock, rock? You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe. How the **** would you switch it up and then replace me? I don't get it, I'm so legit. Tell me was it 'cause I wasn't platinum and jewels? That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool. Kid, was that it?Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million. Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg. You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah. Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls, Thinking that you're number one. You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not. What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier? They said you could make it anywhere, If you can make it here. But, where? No magic in the air? What happened to Brooklyn, What happened to our scene, baby? Have we all gone Gaga crazy? Remember when the streets used to be dangerous and we were born bad, And we were born bad? Punk rock, punk rock. The boys used to punch each other in the face, and girls were walking around wasted. And everybody had a good night, Come back in the sunlight. Punk rock, Punk rock. Rock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighlandHeart 993 Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Moncher said: I am poet too do you post on deepundergroundpoetry or somewhere ? I'm on AllPoetry and have a book on Amazon. www.allpoetry.com/C._Quinn https://www.amazon.co.uk/Willow-Tree-Conor-Quinn-ebook/dp/B01922W7VQ?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0 Send me some of your stuff! Would love to read it. If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
migamiga 12,101 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Where's the dwuw video? come to brazil listen to my cd! i need a selfie with my mother monster! stay away from myfamily a dada poem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighlandHeart 993 Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, FlopSlurper said: You were the freak king Of the piercing shop, All the girls thought they could sing, But they're really not ****. I don't get it You're looking like a man, You're talking like a baby. How the **** is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy? I don't get it, Your taste once exquisite. What happened to Brooklyn, What happened to New York? What happened to my scene, What happened to punk rock, rock? You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe. How the **** would you switch it up and then replace me? I don't get it, I'm so legit. Tell me was it 'cause I wasn't platinum and jewels? That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool. Kid, was that it?Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million. Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg. You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah. Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls, Thinking that you're number one. You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not. What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier? They said you could make it anywhere, If you can make it here. But, where? No magic in the air? What happened to Brooklyn, What happened to our scene, baby? Have we all gone Gaga crazy? Remember when the streets used to be dangerous and we were born bad, And we were born bad? Punk rock, punk rock. The boys used to punch each other in the face, and girls were walking around wasted. And everybody had a good night, Come back in the sunlight. Punk rock, Punk rock. Rock. PLAGIARISM Spoiler Jk. If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crownlessking 158 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 What a cute idea! Okay, here's mine: Your heart filled with darkness, Your head filled with light, You're a living enigma, Who’s married to the night. The dark is your playground, Odd things your forte, But above all else, You deteste la verite. You've captured hearts aplenty, Your kingdom so strong, My Lady, my Gaga, The clock ticks ever on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weasel 12,525 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I ****ing need LG5 So does everybody else on here too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan 646 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Who knows if LG5 would suffice to quench our thirst or make it worse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighlandHeart 993 Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, crownlessking said: What a cute idea! Okay, here's mine: Your heart filled with darkness, Your head filled with light, You're a living enigma, Who’s married to the night. The dark is your playground, Odd things your forte, But above all else, You deteste la verite. You've captured hearts aplenty, Your kingdom so strong, My Lady, my Gaga, The clock ticks ever on. Awwww that's so sweet, I really love it. If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxe Ford 3,481 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I'll try a Haiku! The faded pop star Tries again to slit her wrist Her fans will save her What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackstar 11,512 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Lady goes Gaga Buy ARTPOP on iTunes Dilated, falling free in a modern ecstasy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Lady Lady Lady Lady Lady Lady Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny Hoba Hoba Hoba Hoba Hoba Hoba Pushy Pushy Pushy Pushy Pushy Pushy Fella Fella Fella Fella Fella Fella Hobby Hobby Hobby Hobby Hobby Hobby Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Fava Fava Fava Fava Fava Fava Igloo Igloo Igloo Igloo Igloo Igloo Greatest sonnet you've ever read, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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