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HighlandHeart

I'm a poet and I love poetry. Yes yes, I know, my username ha ha ha. :hor:

On National Poetry Day I challenged everyone on Facebook to comment a poem underneath, and all my friends took the piss and wrote hilariously and ironically bad poems. So, I don't expect something serious or a masterpiece (unless you really wanna go for it, in which case I'd love it.) 

I challenge everyone here to write a poem about Gaga. It can be a couplet, a limerick, it doesn't have to rhyme, it can be anything you want! ;) 

I know most of them are probably going to be on the lines of "Gaga, oh Gaga, for the sake of my sex drive/Please, oh please b*tch, release LG5." I don't care though, just wanna see what you got! 

If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light.
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homomo

Rub a dub dub

LG5 in a tub

Sinking so it never see's the light of day

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HauntingHollow

I am poet too :D do you post on deepundergroundpoetry or somewhere ? :D 

You can not hide if nobody pays attention to you :*
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The Surrealist

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

release LG5 now.

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FlopSlurper

You were the freak king
Of the piercing shop,
All the girls thought they could sing,
But they're really not ****.
I don't get it

You're looking like a man,
You're talking like a baby.
How the **** is your song in
a Coke commercial, crazy?
I don't get it,
Your taste once exquisite.

What happened to Brooklyn,
What happened to New York?
What happened to my scene,
What happened to punk rock, rock?

You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe.
How the **** would you switch it up and then replace me?
I don't get it, I'm so legit.

Tell me was it 'cause I wasn't platinum and jewels?
That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool.
Kid, was that it?

Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million.
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg.
You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah.


Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls,
Thinking that you're number one.
You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not.

What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier?
They said you could make it anywhere, 
If you can make it here.
But, where?
No magic in the air?

What happened to Brooklyn,
What happened to our scene, baby?
Have we all gone Gaga crazy?
Remember when the streets used to be
dangerous and we were born bad,
And we were born bad?

Punk rock, punk rock.

The boys used to punch each other in the face,
and girls were walking around wasted.
And everybody had a good night,
Come back in the sunlight.

Punk rock, Punk rock.

Rock.

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HighlandHeart
1 minute ago, Moncher said:

I am poet too :D do you post on deepundergroundpoetry or somewhere ? :D 

I'm on AllPoetry and have a book on Amazon. 

www.allpoetry.com/C._Quinn 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Willow-Tree-Conor-Quinn-ebook/dp/B01922W7VQ?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Send me some of your stuff! Would love to read it. :D

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migamiga

Where's the dwuw video?

come to brazil

listen to my cd!

i need a selfie with my mother monster!

stay away from myfamily

 

a dada poem

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HighlandHeart
3 minutes ago, FlopSlurper said:

You were the freak king
Of the piercing shop,
All the girls thought they could sing,
But they're really not ****.
I don't get it

You're looking like a man,
You're talking like a baby.
How the **** is your song in
a Coke commercial, crazy?
I don't get it,
Your taste once exquisite.

What happened to Brooklyn,
What happened to New York?
What happened to my scene,
What happened to punk rock, rock?

You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe.
How the **** would you switch it up and then replace me?
I don't get it, I'm so legit.

Tell me was it 'cause I wasn't platinum and jewels?
That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool.
Kid, was that it?

Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million.
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg.
You're hurt, I know my words don't hurt, yeah.


Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls,
Thinking that you're number one.
You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not.

What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier?
They said you could make it anywhere, 
If you can make it here.
But, where?
No magic in the air?

What happened to Brooklyn,
What happened to our scene, baby?
Have we all gone Gaga crazy?
Remember when the streets used to be
dangerous and we were born bad,
And we were born bad?

Punk rock, punk rock.

The boys used to punch each other in the face,
and girls were walking around wasted.
And everybody had a good night,
Come back in the sunlight.

Punk rock, Punk rock.

Rock.

PLAGIARISM

Spoiler

Jk. :unicorn:

 

If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light.
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crownlessking

What a cute idea! Okay, here's mine: 

Your heart filled with darkness,
Your head filled with light,
You're a living enigma, 
Who’s married to the night. 

The dark is your playground,
Odd things your forte,
But above all else, 
You deteste la verite. 

You've captured hearts aplenty, 
Your kingdom so strong,
My Lady, my Gaga,
The clock ticks ever on. 

 

 

 

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Weasel

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I ****ing need LG5

So does everybody else on here too 

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HighlandHeart
10 minutes ago, crownlessking said:

What a cute idea! Okay, here's mine: 

Your heart filled with darkness,
Your head filled with light,
You're a living enigma, 
Who’s married to the night. 

The dark is your playground,
Odd things your forte,
But above all else, 
You deteste la verite. 

You've captured hearts aplenty, 
Your kingdom so strong,
My Lady, my Gaga,
The clock ticks ever on. 

 

 

 

Awwww that's so sweet, I really love it. :D

If you don't have shadows you're not standing in the light.
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Luxe Ford

I'll try a Haiku!

The faded pop star

Tries again to slit her wrist

Her fans will save her

What happens in Luxe Ford stays in Luxe Ford
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blackstar

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lady goes Gaga

Buy ARTPOP on iTunes

Dilated, falling free in a modern ecstasy
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Poissonche

Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga

Lady Lady Lady Lady Lady Lady

Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama

Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny Funny

 

Hoba Hoba Hoba Hoba Hoba Hoba

Pushy Pushy Pushy Pushy Pushy Pushy

Fella Fella Fella Fella Fella Fella

Hobby Hobby Hobby Hobby Hobby Hobby

 

Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo Shampoo 

Fava Fava Fava Fava Fava Fava 

Igloo Igloo Igloo Igloo Igloo Igloo

 

Greatest sonnet you've ever read, right?

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