Henry Cavill was naked and locked outside his hotel room

[Bradley 59,199]

14 minutes ago, River said:

Chris is hotter, Chris is god, Chris is my world. I would **** the **** out of him at any time, Chris please, I'm here, take me! Chris?

Chris what?

I'd agree if it's Chris Pratt.

[River 117,519]

23 minutes ago, Tom Hardy said:

Chris what?

I'd agree if it's Chris Pratt.

EVANS!!!!

[ryanripley 86,575]

1 hour ago, Tom Hardy said:

Chris what?

I'd agree if it's Chris Pratt.

 

1 hour ago, River said:

EVANS!!!!

[River 117,519]

1 minute ago, ryanripley said:

 

Because I want Chris Evans only for me, not sharing sorry.

[ryanripley 86,575]

5 minutes ago, River said:

Because I want Chris Evans only for me, not sharing sorry.

but i meant have chris pratt in the front and chris evans in back for you, me, anyone who has an imagination 

[River 117,519]

1 minute ago, ryanripley said:

but i meant have chris pratt in the front and chris evans in back for you, me, anyone who has an imagination 

But I'm an old fashion ragazzi, I'm ****ing and obsessed to one guy

[Hyperballad 4,310]

8 hours ago, Gagz4Gaga said:

Superman is so hot but I would ride Ben Affleck's bat anytime, any day, anywhere 

Where's the strangest place you've taken a ride on a disco stick 

"The Woods" 

[Chuckles 2,549]

The hottest story from Henry, sound fake though

[Bradley 59,199]

2 minutes ago, Chuckles said:

The hottest story from Henry, sound fake though

He told this to Seth Meyers.

[PopThatArt 2,193]

9 hours ago, Tom Hardy said:

 Yas Superman (Long read but it's a good naked adventure )

At the time, Cavill traveled to L.A. to meet with the blockbuster's director, Zack Snyder, as well as a new personal trainer, Mark Twight. "I had landed in L.A., dropped my bags off at the hotel, met my agent for dinner and a drink and then went to bed," the British actor told host Seth Meyers. "I passed out a bit jetlagged and I woke up to the sound of my door closing in my hotel room. Of course, I then realized that I was on the outside of my door—and I had no clothes on."

Meyers joked, "This story's a dream for me!"

Cavill blamed the room's layout for the unfortunate mishap. "I had completely gotten up to go for a pee...At the foot of the bed was the entrance to the hotel by my room, and to the left of the bed was where the bathroom was," he explained. "I got out the right-hand side of the bed and just went straight for the first door I saw and woke up completely naked in the hallway. Being naked in the hallway is a pretty big problem, but I needed to pee and I was desperately thinking, 'Where am I going to pee?'"

"So naked was secondary for you at this point?" Meyers asked.

"At this stage, very secondary," Cavill said. "Naked and peeing in a hotel hallway is pretty bad. I was looking up and down the hallway and I was checking out pot plants of all sorts...I thought, 'Do I pee in there? What if someone catches me? That's pretty bad.' I remembered there being a fire escape, and so I ran up this fire escape, because I knew there was a pool area on top and a tennis court. I thought, 'Maybe there's a bathroom up there.' I ran up the fire escape to the roof and it turned out to be a tennis court, which was all closed off and I couldn't get anywhere. This was around 3 a.m. I then thought, 'I've got to pee. This is getting bad now.' So, I just peed off the top of the hotel. I felt like a little boy again. Then it dawned on me that I hadn't quite solved the problem because I was locked outside my hotel room naked—and on the roof now."

It was at that moment Cavill realized he was out of options.

"I then thought, 'You know what? You've just got to suck it up, get downstairs and ask for your key.' I thought, 'You know what? Ride the elevator down. Be a man about it.' I got in the elevator, rode down the lobby, and I thought, 'OK, this guy's going to laugh at me.' I walked into the reception, and I said to the receptionist, 'This is really embarrassing. I locked myself out of my hotel room. Can I have my key to get back in.' And he says, 'Yeah, of course. What room are you in?' Doesn't bat an eye! Doesn't even look up. And I was thinking, 'How often does this happen at this hotel? Why have I met no one else in the hallway at this stage, high-fiving naked dudes walking past?'" A security guard escorted Cavill back to his room, "which was an awkward elevator ride, by the way," the actor told Meyers. "He was a bit more freaked out than the receptionist; it was clearly his first time. They let me back in. I didn't sleep for the rest of that night and I was pretty sure I was going to have been caught on camera and lost the job."

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I could've kept you company Henry

 

I'd kill for those pictures. Where's TMZ when you need them? 

[Pacify Him 9,073]

What a dream come true. Let me just pray for myself because I can't handle this news rn 

[JustinTrudeau 2,419]

Wow, you guys are more thirsty than the crops in California.  

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But I understand 

 

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14 hours ago, CrazyMonster said:

I would have killed to see his ass 

He showed his ass a couple times on The Tudors. 

[PERFECTIONIST 2,139]

Y'all talking about expert hackers but can't even hack one LG5 song SMH BYE

[Omar Vela 2,744]

19 hours ago, christinahoney said:

Tbh **** parodies are nasty. They're always so rape-y and offensive. I mean, Superman raping Batman? Ok... Rape is not sexy, even if it's acted, and the costumes just give it emotional associations for people who follow or watch these fictional characters.

What's next, a GoT parody called 50 Ways to Rape Sansa? F-ck off. 

oh no...you go back to Tumblr and never get out please!!
This "everything it's rape " it's getting on my nerves