Gaga posts videos of that goddamn bird again, gives burglars a tour of yard

[AJH219 4,448]

This is the same species of crane that stole two corn dog nuggets from me at the Magic Kingdom a few weeks ago 

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3 hours ago, DonchoMonster said:

"videos of that goddamn bird again" This made me laugh way too much 

Meeee tooo! 

[wahkeenasitka 1,995]

i'm so glad to see she's connecting with the Heron... it's my spirit animal. 

[monketsharona 78,731]

When she opened the door I expected this icon to appear : 

[UmbriaWitch 325]

Lady Attenborough, good ****ing bye

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+1 for the hysterical thread title, always appreciated

[Dawson 9,481]

Here's shocking uncut footage of the original IG post

 

[GagaMyBlood95 9,915]

The title

Seriously, she is obsessed with this bird  

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16 hours ago, Lucifer said:

I'm gonna sneak up to her house someday dressed like this.

And hopefully, I'm gonna get that selfie with her 

 

16 hours ago, Lucifer said:

There is literally no doubt she's gonna turn a concept out of this. Trust me 

She already did, or did you forget about the iconic Lady Swan in Applause 

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"Lady Attenborough" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LOST IT  

That makes me think though, I wouldn't actually mind hearing Gaga's voice narrate over animal stuff  

She needs to fix that door though, the sound it makes seems like she got it straight out of a horror movie  

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17 hours ago, JGD said:

No need to worry about burglars.  Gaga's state of the art home security system (ARTPOP) will surely scare away any burglars. 

LG5's theme/concept will revolve around that bird. 

Volantis now has state of the art rocket launchers attached to it. Volantis is stored in her garage and when burglars comes, she hops in Volantis (though it takes Volantis 10 years to get off the ground) and takes care of the swines. 

 

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4 hours ago, Haroon said:

"Lady Attenborough" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LOST IT  

That makes me think though, I wouldn't actually mind hearing Gaga's voice narrate over animal stuff  

She needs to fix that door though, the sound it makes seems like she got it straight out of a horror movie  

I can see Gaga re-enact an Attenborough documentary tbh

 

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12 minutes ago, Derpplause said:

I can see Gaga re-enact an Attenborough documentary tbh

 

I'm about to lose it on the quiet floor of the library. Oh my God, I need to step out 

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Obviously she thinks it's a white stork and she's telling us she's preggers. I kid, I kid. Hopefully that won't happen until she's like 35... (Is that terribly selfish of me to say?)
But seriously I'm sure she's just enjoying a bit of nature. She couldn't really go outside much and enjoy the world for like 5 years remember? She's obviously lapping up all this outside time.

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It's an EGRET