Hellspont 1,468 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 ffs japan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock 20,290 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I would've DIED I KNOW But it seems like it went all the way through (I didn't know that was possible) so at least there's that. Imagine finding the cockroach in your poop the next day who will love me when the night is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Gaga 22,931 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Disgusting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus 1,494 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I KNOW But it seems like it went all the way through (I didn't know that was possible) so at least there's that. Imagine finding the cockroach in your poop the next day STOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rino 5,120 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 this is why I want to live in Japan 月にかわって、おしおきよ！🌙 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HausOfNena 1,712 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM98GJ 3,086 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It probably still would've been alive, they can survive nuclear bombs after all, imagine if it are its way through your stomach :-0 then lived inside you eating you alive slowly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyliesChild 16,907 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 But it seems like it went all the way through (I didn't know that was possible) so at least there's that. Imagine finding the cockroach in your poop the next day Ooh this reminds me of a joke my friend told me once: There was an old motel out in the middle of nowhere when a big strong man walked in the door. He walked up to the counter and rang the bell. A small woman walked out from another room. "Yes? How may I help you? By the way, my name is Darly,... hot stuff" She said. "Well actually I'm married-" he started to say. "Oh fudgie!" she mumbled. "-um well any ways I need your largest room." he said. "Well okay. But the largest room we have is a very small and haunted room all the way in the back." She said. "I'll take it!" he said as he took the keys and went to the room to start unpacking all of his gym equiptment. Then he started to hear a smal tiny voice saying: 'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island' The guy became so scared the he ran and jumped out the window and ran away with his teddy bear and pajamas. 1 MONTH LATER Another blizzard had came and a science nerd had went to the motel and asked for the largest room. He had gotten the same room the last man had gotten. "I'm warning you, it's haunted" Darly said. "Oh please, everyone knows there is no such thing as ghosts" He said. When he walked in he heard the same voice: 'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island' He became so scared that he too ran out the window and never came back. 1 MONTH LATER Another blizzard had came and a famous comidian had went to the motel and asked for the largest room. He had gotten the same room the last man had gotten. "I'm warning you, it's haunted" Darly said. "Oh please, everyone knows there is no such thing as ghosts. I may be a comidian but I'm not that stupid, sheesh" He said. "Oh yeah right...that what the last guy said" Darly mumered to hersef. When he walked in he heard the same voice: 'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island' He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a peice of floating **** in the toilet singing: "I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island" The guy looked down. "No your not your on a peice of ****!" He said. The cockroack looked up. "I'm not?" He said with a tiny voice. "No your not" The man said. "Oh...okay..." he said. He started to sing again: "I'm on a ****ty island, I"m on a ****ty island!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus 1,494 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I didn't say that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM98GJ 3,086 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I didn't say that I know Quoting on mobile can be tricky sometimes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus 1,494 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I know Quoting on mobile can be tricky sometimes :megaflop: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SychosSoChic 9,995 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Dat gril ain't gonna get kissed ever again Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vernier 3,786 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 There isn't enough money in the world, omg Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladey Gagz 2,512 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I KNOW But it seems like it went all the way through (I didn't know that was possible) so at least there's that. Imagine finding the cockroach in your poop the next day Imagine the cockroach crawling out of your poop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 The girl on the left's face You could totally see the fear and determination, whereas the other girl seemed kinda relaxed and hence she lost Enjoy the extra protein Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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