Madonna kisses Drake on stage (and he liked it)

[Yanko 9,860]

i would enjoy it too good for drake

bad for anti-medonsterst poor them

[Oscar 1,031]

I thought you were a Lesbean, are you implying otherwise, I think maybe you owe us all a confession!

​well i mean, for a guy he's kinda hot i guess but madonna's hotter 

[uo111 5,265]

Victims of s-xual abuse often blame themselves and make excuses for their attacker.

Poor Drake :/

[artRaver 3,188]

R.I.P. to Drake's youth. 

 

[Computer 10,973]

Victims of s-xual abuse often blame themselves and make excuses for their attacker.

Poor Drake :/

 :air: 

[daviddarko 144]

Yes sure Drake  Its called Damage Control

 

[RainingOnMe 7,280]

Seems kind of like a forced response  

​same  

and lol how many times is this gonna be posted today

[AgusPop 4,141]

LMAO, Drake Please!

btw Madonna seemed drunk

[DrewStevens 5,249]

 

[Probglum 824]

That picture cracked me up. It's giving me The Taking of Deborah Logan teas somehow

 

 

[craig 680]

Madonna Kisses Sex Goddess Image Good Bye:

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/music/2015/04/13/madonna-kisses-her-s-x-goddess-past-goodbye-menon.html

There was a time when millions of teenage boys fantasized about Madonna.

But after Sunday, when she surprised Drake at Coachella with a ghastly kiss that left the rapper looking like someone sprayed the inside of his mouth with Liquid-Plumr, those fantasies are now nightmares.

In the video clip, which quickly circled the globe, Madonna strides on stage in her knee-high black leather boots and not much else. Drake, unaware he is about to be disgusted, is perched on a stool.

Madonna sneaks up from behind. The music stops and she cranks up on his chin, like she’s trying to start a Ford Model T. Then she tosses her blond locks over her left shoulder and swoops down. His face becomes a sheet of glass at 180 degrees and her lips turn into a suction cup. Drake squirms, like he’s getting a root ca--l without anesthesia. He instinctively reaches for his head, like he’s trying to rip off a box jellyfish.

But Madonna has none of it. She grabs his arm and pushes it away. She uses her gloved tentacle to stroke his chest. You know those old-timey claw machines at the arcade? Madonna’s tongue was the claw and somewhere, deep inside Drake’s throat, was a prize nobody else could see.

The unwanted CPR lasts a few seconds. Then Drake slouches forward, his eyes tightly shut from the gullet trauma. He covers his mouth, like a tourist in a mountain chopper ride about to lose his lunch. Madonna stares at the back of his skull with dead eyes and smeared lipstick and disheveled hair.

Drake got a faceful of Madonna at Coachella Sunday when she leaned over for one of the most awkward kisses in recent memory.

She looks like a vampire after a three-hour blood binge. ... Hunched over, hand covering his mouth, he looked utterly revolted.

How did this happen to Madonna? How did the former s-x kitten constantly praised for her ability to “reinvent” turn into such a dull cougar? That C-word is not a shot at her age, though if a 56-year-old male singer attempted a tonsillectomy on a 28-year-old female singer at a music festival — and the female reacted like a gazelle in the jaws of a lion — some would be calling for a criminal investigation. Imagine if it were Prince with Taylor Swift.

At the very least, we’d be tossing around another C-word: creepy.

Madonna stormed the music business in the ’80s and, in a bustier and garter belt, pioneered the way for so many others who vogued in her wake. And now Madonna is officially . . . creepy. Her canon of risqué milestones — including a kiss with Britney Spears at the MTV VMAs in 2003 — has been replaced by a pamphlet of predictable provocations. She’ll probably soon put out another s-x book or film a threesome that gets “leaked” online.

The reinvention has been crushed by self-caricature.

As she exited the stage on Sunday, vanishing from the atmospheric glow of dry ice and blue lights, the crowd cheered. Drake recovered from his acute nausea in time to ask his fans one question: “Holy s--t, what the f--k just happened?”

I’ll tell you what happened, Drake. Madonna tried too hard to recapture her past. And that is the opposite of s-xy.

[Dann 354]

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[zack 15]

This isn't being ageist either - it's not natural to be s-xually attracted to someone who's so much older/younger than you. It's basic science. Staying within your own age group is vital to our species. I don't agree with people who insist age is just a number when it comes to partnerships. Age is everything when one of you can't concieve children because you've reached the menopause. Age is everything when one of you dies years before the other and leaves your partner heartbroken and potentially a single parent to a child who will never remember their deceased mum/dad. People who routinely date far older/younger than themselves clearly have issues if this kind of stuff doesn't cross their mind or bother them.

​Your post is disgusting. So we should also only be attracted to the opposites-x because it's basic science and it's vital to our species to be straight. You're disgusting me right now.

[Anglerfish 3]

I bet that Madonna bit hit tongue when he touched her hair