Matt Converse 18 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Click here http://s-xfiles.cometpress.us/books/behind.html BEHIND THE VELVET CURTAINClick on "Amazon" then "Look Inside" for free preview. Snippet:“The Nob Hill Theatre forbids the touching of the buttocks or genitals of the performer,” the canned announcement told the audience. “Tips are appreciated, please enjoy the show.”“Well, here goes,” I said with a deep breath and a smile. The music started, Lady Gaga’s “Sexxx Dreams”. My heart pounded.The curtain opened with my back to the audience, as would become my trademark. I was dressed in a black tank top, with black see-thru shorts, with a jockstrap underneath. The shorts were sheer enough so that you could see I had a jockstrap on, but dark enough to make you wonder what else you might see. Shiny, black patent leather high top Nikes completed the look.The Lady Gaga song began with appropriately suggestive lyrics, about thinking about someone with dirty and nasty thoughts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Palutena 3,147 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Click here http://s-xfiles.cometpress.us/books/behind.html BEHIND THE VELVET CURTAIN Click on "Amazon" then "Look Inside" for free preview. Snippet:“The Nob Hill Theatre forbids the touching of the buttocks or genitals of the performer,” the canned announcement told the audience. “Tips are appreciated, please enjoy the show.”“Well, here goes,” I said with a deep breath and a smile. The music started, Lady Gaga’s “Sexxx Dreams”. My heart pounded.The curtain opened with my back to the audience, as would become my trademark. I was dressed in a black tank top, with black see-thru shorts, with a jockstrap underneath. The shorts were sheer enough so that you could see I had a jockstrap on, but dark enough to make you wonder what else you might see. Shiny, black patent leather high top Nikes completed the look.The Lady Gaga song began with appropriately suggestive lyrics, about thinking about someone with dirty and nasty thoughts. Did you write this? Adoremus in caelum, Palutena. Dea luminis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatSLAYGUY 68 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 fanfic? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 50,107 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 omg here I was thinking Gaga was releasing ha own SEX book Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveandMagic 1,731 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 omg here I was thinking Gaga was releasing ha own SEX book Lol, that would probably be "reductive" (but hot!). Starting a petition now.... Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Converse 18 Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 Did you write this? Yes! After years of trying, I got published last month, Lady Gaga is my book luck charm! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Palutena 3,147 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Yes! After years of trying, I got published last month, Lady Gaga is my book luck charm! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS SLAY MATT CONVERSE: THE BOOK WRITING CHANTUESE Adoremus in caelum, Palutena. Dea luminis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giskardsb 12,565 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I'm not sure self-promotion is the purpose of Gaga Thoughts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Converse 18 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS SLAY MATT CONVERSE: THE BOOK WRITING CHANTUESE Awwwwww, thank you! You made my day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Palutena 3,147 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Awwwwww, thank you! You made my day! As Goddess of Light it is my duty to support my fellow GGD Do-Gooders Adoremus in caelum, Palutena. Dea luminis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Converse 18 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 As Goddess of Light it is my duty to support my fellow GGD Do-Gooders Thank you Goddess of Light, I appreciate your good work! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Converse 18 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 Lol, that would probably be "reductive" (but hot!).Starting a petition now....Oh my could you image a Gaga Sexxx Dreams book? Madonna would roll over in her grave...oh wait, sorry Madge! j/k Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Bitch 106 Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 I still think its awesome you got published, but stop promoting yourself on here, I've seen too many treads.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveandMagic 1,731 Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Oh my could you image a Gaga Sexxx Dreams book? Madonna would roll over in her grave...oh wait, sorry Madge! j/kA Gaga s-x book would be so HOT! She's already got the title, "SeXXX Dreams"!I bet it would be a bestseller too! ;) Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Converse 18 Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 True, and true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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