asana15 16,648 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 American singer Lady Gaga has bought cash-strapped club Parma. The New York born songwriter, who has 75% Italian ancestry, celebrated her 29th birthday on March 28 and was on holiday in Italy as a gift, on which she decided to buy the Italian club who have been in lots of trouble after not paying players and staff. Lady Gaga, who’s real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, was on a week’s holiday to a suburban villa in Parma in order to return to her Italian roots. It has also been revealed that the singer had planned a performance at a local nightclub as a treat for the residents of the city, but a few hours before it was due to happen she found out that only a small section of tickets had been bought. It was then revealed to her that local people had spent all their money on funding the historic Serie A club. The singer decided that she had to save the club before it dissolved, so she supplied an initial investment of €8.6 million. Although it was only sold for €1 in February this year, she wanted to supply an amount which would be enough to open the stadium for not only the current season, but for many years into the future. The ‘Poker Face’ singer has already held talks with coach Roberto Donadoni and president Giampietro Manenti, and both parties have reportedly agreed to allow the sale. http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2015/04/lady-gaga-buys-serie-a-side-parma/ Happy April Fools Day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiltedbliss 915 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 So expected it to be a joke lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VelmaDinkley 195 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 were u really expecting ppl to fall for this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody 64,631 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 so she supplied an initial investment of €8.6 million. Although it was only sold for €1 million Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTHUNTER 7,611 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Nice try Jan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed 7,716 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 When I saw 75% Italian I knew something was fishy (she's 100% right?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman 4,660 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 75% Italian. It's science, bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuyTony 29,413 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 75% Italian? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrlemon 577 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 That was a pretty elaborate and detailed joke Gaga, Ke$ha, and Ava Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1986 629 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 BUY BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS ON ITUNES. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaMyBlood95 9,901 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Nice joke! Slay me with more.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley 58,227 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 boring jokes, we've seen like 50 of them, it's not fresh anymore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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