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Wife chops off husbands penis... Twice...


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SleepingSun

It's beyond me how this is even remotely funny.

One second I'm a troll, then suddenly the troll is me.
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RAMROD

What, so the cheating man now is an eunuch? :classy:

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Jee Yew Whai

 

A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on  and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.

why? once wasn't enough?

:rip:

EDIT: and how can u sow back a penis? is it still functional? :wtf:

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Tokyo Rose

 

 

Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN.

Lung’s side chick  Zhang Hung, 21  said she’s OK with her man not being able to have more children.

“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,†she told CEN. “He has five children already.â€

 

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RAMROD

EDIT: and how can u sow back a penis? is it still functional? :wtf:

It can, still a body part :laughga:

Also, can survive for at least 12 hours in a warm environment and up to a couple of days if refrigerated.

Some reports indicate that body parts can survive for as many as four days before being reattached.

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Haroon

Why was she even able to get to the hospital? Like why hadn't she been arrested already or something? :wtf:

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Robotboy

not funny, but hes a cheater so :thetea:

 

these tho..

 

"then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on  and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window."

 

:lmao:

 

"Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN."

 

:dies:

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artRaver

Wow, that's really messed up. It doesn't matter how many times he cheated, no one deserves to have their body parts chopped off.

She better hope he doesn't get revenge on her and chop her clit or breasts off. :popcorn: 

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RAMROD

Why was she even able to get to the hospital? Like why hadn't she been arrested already or something? :wtf:

The man is viewed as the wrongdoer in China's Law.

Crimes including adultery, "licentious" and "promiscuous" activity, males had their penises removed in addition to being castrated.

This was one of the Five Punishments that could be legally inflicted on criminals in China.

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