CHANTEL 2 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Exciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message Grace Ann is a conservative Christian mother (and possible troll) in the process of rewriting Harry Potter into 'Hogwarts School Of Prayer And Miracles', a God-fearing tale her kids can read without turning into witches. Like, that's her concern. You know, because that's happened to other children. Her introduction while I go pound my head against the bathroom mirror: She's completed the first seven chapters of the first book so far, and let me tell you -- they're something else. The book starts with Hagrid coming to rescue Harry from his atheist aunt and uncle who just taught Harry about evolution, then goes downhill from there. You can read all seven chapters she's finished HERE, although I've included the first one in its entirety after the jump. Her poor kids. You think she lets them watch Lord of the Rings? Because I've got the feeling she doesn't. Still, I'm sure they'll grow up to be fine, well-adjusted young adults. "Wanna come over for a sleepover?!" Absolutely not, your mom is nuts. Just read the first chapter, it's giving me LIFE Source Read the Fanfiction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsolti 2,688 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Y U RUIN MY CHILDHOOD Please correct me if I make any grammar mistakes, I want to master English as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzy 2,179 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Someone's got free time on their hands. She should be soending that promoting and buying CHEEK TO CHEEK. :MANiCURE: “The scars on my mind are on Replay” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsolti 2,688 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 GGD School of Prayer and Miracles Please correct me if I make any grammar mistakes, I want to master English as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruelty 5,887 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 coughREPENT AND PRAYcough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,758 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Nunnery School of Prayer and Miracles fixed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HermioneGranger 608 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Too sad.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsolti 2,688 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 fixed Yep Please correct me if I make any grammar mistakes, I want to master English as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix 34,639 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
honza 2,194 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 GGD School of Prayer and Miracles I wish there still was one Come along with me and the butterflies and bees Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaXCupcakke 3,818 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Slay me Queen of Christian Fan fiction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Boo Boo 203 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I never read the Harry Potter seriesFinally I can read them without turning into an evil atheist that practices dark magic and witchcraft. A dolla makes me holla!💰💵💸 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azor Ahai 18,861 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 "Evolution is a fairy tale! Do you really believe that? " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addy Ezzie 2 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I've just read the first chapter and it's... awkward. She pretends she'll include everything that happened in the original books, only without magic. A lot of things happen before we see teen Harry in the book. Oh, and by the way, Harry has green eyes, thank you very much It's also not very well-written; I mean, it's awkward to read. I have nothing against Christians but this is too much. Harry Potter, really, REALLY ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys 5,937 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 fixed Where's the lie though? Right on the money Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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