Christian Mother Re-Writes Harry Potter into a Christian Tale

[Melech 9,870]

I actually liked that

 

It won't be as good as the original one obvious, but it's not that bad 

[Zsolti 2,688]

"Evolution is a fairy tale!" 

 

 

I actually liked that

 

It won't be as good as the original one obvious, but it's not that bad 

its fanfic ofc not and it is totally a disregard to the series and the fans

[Cocaine Heart 4,768]

[CHANTEL 2]

I've just read the first chapter and it's... awkward. She pretends she'll include everything that happened in the original books, only without magic. A lot of things happen before we see teen Harry in the book. Oh, and by the way, Harry has green eyes, thank you very much

It's also not very well-written; I mean, it's awkward to read.

 

I have nothing against Christians but this is too much. Harry Potter, really, REALLY ??

right? like 3/4 of the original thing is missing but even if it was there, the fact it's written the way it is written wouldn't help at all 

 

 

I actually liked that

 

It won't be as good as the original one obvious, but it's not that bad 

simon sis we get you're a big believer but this is TERRIBLE especially for someone who's read the books and stans for HP. 

Ffs, it's Harry Potter, not Fifty Shades of Gray it doesn't even need a christian twist to it

[Melech 9,870]

"Evolution is a fairy tale!" 

 

 

its fanfic ofc not and it is totally a disregard to the series and the fans

i don't think it's a disregard. I would actually take it as apprecation that she has the will to re-write it

[Zsolti 2,688]

i don't think it's a disregard. I would actually take it as apprecation that she has the will to re-write it

I'm personally just disgusted but idk  and not by the religion or anything but the fact that she's an idiot thinking it's satanic and all that crap,and a person like that should not even try to touch the godly HP series

 

 

I hope JK Rowlings

 

...

 

 

sues ha

[Melech 9,870]

I'm personally just disgusted but idk  and not by the religion or anything but the fact that she's an idiot

 

I mean there is a gay pörn with the theme of Twilight. Isn't that a disregrad too?  

[Zsolti 2,688]

I mean there is a gay pörn with the theme of Twilight. Isn't that a disregrad too?

No Twilight itself is a disregard to vampires

[CHANTEL 2]

I mean there is a gay pörn with the theme of Twilight. Isn't that a disregrad too?

sis it's a fanfiction. Gay HP fanfictions exist too i don't see why you need to talk about a twilight one. 

The thing is that HP here is turned into a terribly written christian tale and the fact that the mother really thinks it is demonic or something. HP even includes Christian themes (xmas...) and the mother still consider it as being satanic

Also, that woman read the book herself and she still thinks it's gonna turn her kids into witches if they read it

[FFXSoul91 1,084]

She's definitely trolling. Especially with that line implying Aunt Petunia should be in the kitchen.

[Sugarfall 3,723]

I hope she does this to 50 Shades of Gray. Would be even funnier.

[Pablo 6,980]

Omg she has to be trolling

[uo111 5,201]

This is so perfect. I've loved every moment so far, I can't wait to see what happens next for Harry!

[Alcina Dimitrescu 1,156]

[RAMROD 96,460]

What next, making Christianised Pokémon? :toofunny: