Ethos 0 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) *A consolidated thread for everyone thinking of going for the Monster Pit + Key! * *So, by now most of us know the general background of the Monster Pit + Key, if not: * - The afternoon of each show, Monster Pit access wristbands will be distributed to SECTION A GA floor tickets/ticket holders who have arrived first, waited the longest, and dressed to “Ball†- A very limited amount of Monster Pit passes will be held and distributed at random each night for those who do NOT have SECTION A GA floor tickets/ticket holders; these will be awarded at random to fans who have arrived first, waited longest, + dressed to “Ball†but do not have SECTION A GA floor tickets/ticket holders *This is the Monster Pit: * *This is the Golden Ticket that allows entry: * *This is the Wonderous Key that the first person in line gets to keep from Gaga: * *And this is the giant key the first person signs, then returns to Gaga (theres only been 5% of the total shows and theres already very little space left : * * *Now, onto the preparation! *If you think of anything i havent listed please post it! * Part 1: Survival - A Sleeping Bag (weatherproof if you're like me in Australia - yay middle of winter!) - Water (Dehydration kills!) - Protein Bars or snacks/food of some type to keep you going - Breathmints to keep your mouth moist (if you dont want to make yourself pee by drinking too much water) - Deodorant (to shower in so you dont smell homeless when you hug Gaga whilst screaming fanatically) - Something to keep you amused: Books, Ipods, Phones, Sketchbooks, etc. - A speech prepared for when you meet her so you dont say something lame like "I'm So Happy I Could Die" - A change of clothes if neccessary - Something for her to sign when you meet her - Face wipes so you're not sweaty and gross - A bottle to pee in *Part 2: Keeping them b---hes back: * - Electric stun gun - Fashionable knuckle dusters - Back up weaves - Plenty of bandages *May the best monster win! * Edited May 27, 2012 by Ethos Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 4,065 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 a little bit late dont ya think? haha jk. 00026 † 10000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alijandro 9 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I would be less worried about survival from boredom and the elements and more worried about keeping that place in line What you REALLY need: -Electric stun gun -Fashionable knuckle dusters -Back up weaves -Plenty of bandages Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 4,065 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 excuse me... can you elaborate the bottle part? i haven't done it since forever. if pics are provided, then better. and where can i take **** without getting out of the line? 00026 † 10000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 1 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I would be less worried about survival from boredom and the elements and more worried about keeping that place in line What you REALLY need: -Electric stun gun -Fashionable knuckle dusters -Back up weaves -Plenty of bandages add this to the op Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzi 0 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I wonder how do you enter to the backstage? like there's a path in the Monster Pit to go directly there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherryLee 0 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wut?One giant key for all shows?No way :jawdrop: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleB 0 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I heard that most of the venues here in Australia will be locked up and you wont be able to access the grounds to line up until 8am the day of the show.. so i guess no camping overnight :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alijandro 9 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I wonder how do you enter to the backstage? like there's a path in the Monster Pit to go directly there? I would just assume that there will be security in charge of taking anybody flagged with getting to meet gaga and taking them there after the show, or those people are given something to tell the security guards, or a wristband or something like that, no direct door :P Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 4,065 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I wonder how do you enter to the backstage? like there's a path in the Monster Pit to go directly there? her team would call you after the concert... and you'll be sacrificed to the illuminati and gaga will welcome you. 00026 † 10000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethos 0 Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) I heard that most of the venues here in Australia will be locked up and you wont be able to access the grounds to line up until 8am the day of the show.. so i guess no camping overnight :( I think know for a fact people will be lining up prior to 8:00am just to get into the line at 8:00am. If security kicks people out, they'll probably go camp out across the street. Edited May 27, 2012 by Ethos Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleB 0 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Will be interesting, as the Brisbane venue is basically out the middle of nowhere, with park and bushland surrounding it, although the venue property is fenced off with security.. but there is a train station near by, maybe they will all line up there waiting for the gates to open.. We need to line up for a key to the venue grounds, to get the key to the Monster Pit hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo 326 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Im here for this list Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alijandro 9 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Will be interesting, as the Brisbane venue is basically out the middle of nowhere, with park and bushland surrounding it, although the venue property is fenced off with security.. but there is a train station near by, maybe they will all line up there waiting for the gates to open.. We need to line up for a key to the venue grounds, to get the key to the Monster Pit hahaha After the first Aus/NZ shows we will have a good idea of how they manage it. Whilst in most cases, what we have heard is that security is telling fans that they cannot wait on the venue property. However how that works once 8am comes is still unclear. I assume they will start letting fans into the line at that time, but if a fan who has waited across the road for 2 days is given preference to somebody who turned up at 7:59 am will determine most peoples approaches. I think it will essentially be a mad dash, so definably brush up on short distance sprints ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf 2,429 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Just make the key the shape of the dildo and watch everyone try to get it! Although, that won't help you... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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