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Glamourpuss

Are you serious... Those AREN'T the lyrics? :wtfga: this is totally changing everything! What is it then?

Marry The Night:

I'm gonna marry the dark

Gonna make love to the STARS (not STARK. It makes sense okay)

Judas:

In the RESPECTABLE sense (not MOST BIBLICAL).

MANiCURE:

Touch me in the dark

Put your hands all over my BODY POP (not parts, I'm aware... I am stupid)

Poker Face:

Carried Carried my (obvious mistake.)

I thought the same about the Marry the Night lyrics. It makes sense to me too.

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In the last chorus of GUY, when she says "I'll lie down face up, guy," I always sing:

"I'll line a base of guy."

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Back during the pre-BTW era when we all anxiously awaited new music, Gaga gave us a few teasers here and there through GAGAVISIONs. One of the teasers was for Electric Chapel, and since we didn't know the lyrics at the time, we had to try and figure out what she said for ourselves. For the longest time, I thought that instead of saying "Glass disco-ball," she said "Caskets will fall" (and I think other people did, too). At the time, that became one of my favourite Gaga lyrics ever...

But then it turned out not to be the actual lyrics. :giveup:

So what are your favorite "misheard" lyrics?

OMG. Until now I thought she was speaking French :rip:

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"He licked his lips, said to me 'girl you look good enough to eat' .... Put his arms around me.... Said 'Boy now get your BALLS right off of me'"

 

Its Not Balls??? But Thats One Of My Favorite Lyrics!!  :cryga:

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Bloody hooker
I guess I wasn't the only one. :deadbanana: Yeah, it's "glass disco ball." I wish it was "caskets will fall."
For almost 3 years, I always thought it was "Caskets will fall". :fail:
This mutual gaze was a “longing to touch” or a "pre-coitus" stare.
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Scarlet Witch

You're the melon on the president

I can be the cream in your butt

Russian hookers, M G J Aaaaa

I wanna hold them like they do in Texas priest

Shadow is burnt, yellow dance in return, my lashes are dry, but the teardrops I'm crying don't have a price

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Magdalena

Are you serious... Those AREN'T the lyrics? :wtfga: this is totally changing everything! What is it then?

Marry The Night:

I'm gonna marry the dark

Gonna make love to the STARS (not STARK. It makes sense okay)

Judas:

In the RESPECTABLE sense (not MOST BIBLICAL).

MANiCURE:

Touch me in the dark

Put your hands all over my BODY POP (not parts, I'm aware... I am stupid)

Poker Face:

Carried Carried my (obvious mistake.)

It's heats up, check the booklet

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Bloody Mary:

"I won't cry for Lucy"

 

G.U.Y.

"Are some spoon comes into full force"

"And Mar's holy spirit and rams into the atmosphere"

"Kwete Veten Fry I'm, NIGHT ZEDD!" :flop: (pretty much the part anyone could misheard upon the first listen :laughga:)

 

MJH

"Rob some hookers, and cheap skin!"

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I live for the way that your children scream for me   :toofunny:

 

Oh, and in the last chorus of G.U.Y. I always hear "I'll light her face" instead of "I'll lie down face up" :flop:

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Anomaly

In Bloody Mary:

 

"Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny...."

 

instead of 

 

"Bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody...."

 

in the intro. :toofunny:

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derek4gaga

I just found out its Vertigo Shtick, not vertical stick...although I'm pretty sure she means the same thing I was thinking of. 

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LostBoyfriend

Mine is "Get ARTPOP baby" on G.U.Y when she says "Get on top of me" or something like that. I was "Omg Gaga, your gonna have a backlash for this lyrics :toofunny:"

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Cruelty

I guess I wasn't the only one. :deadbanana: Yeah, it's "glass disco ball." I wish it was "caskets will fall."

tbh I thought it was some crazy weird Spanish thing, like 'cass cess coo bow' or something. I know, I know. :nooo:

Also - the opera bit at the start of Government Hooker, like 20 seconds in -

 

She sings: 'Government hooker eh'

I heard: 'Cover romantic curry'

 

This is the most awesome misheard lyric of all time. But seriously, listen to the song, it does sound a bit like 'Cover romantic curry'.

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