Michael 533 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Still waiting for those erotic stories of yours with Ryan Seacrest :ARTPOP: I'll give you are brief synopsis of my latest: Â Basically me and Ryan are just chilling by his radio station as he's just debuted my new single (in my dreams he hasn't aged past his modelling days) we are chilling, smoking, becoming close friends, he's like raving about the new single coz it totally breaks down barriers and is amazing, then cut a long story short we are there! bam! having hot passionate s-x on his desk, then in his car, then in his bed, then on his bathroom floor, and then we like chill and eat cake. Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swine 504 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I'll give you are brief synopsis of my latest: Â Basically me and Ryan are just chilling by his radio station as he's just debuted my new single (in my dreams he hasn't aged past his modelling days) we are chilling, smoking, becoming close friends, he's like raving about the new single coz it totally breaks down barriers and is amazing, then cut a long story short we are there! bam! having hot passionate s-x on his desk, then in his car, then in his bed, then on his bathroom floor, and then we like chill and eat cake. Â Slay. The new 50 Shades of Grey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Kermit 58 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Slay. The new 50 Shades of Grey. Â 50 rounds of applause. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael 533 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Slay. The new 50 Shades of Grey. thanks i'm hoping ryan will play himself in the movie which will inevitably be made (probably somebody like steven spielberg or james cameron will no doubt want the rights), perhaps ryan could play the older version of himself retelling the story, just a brainstorming idea  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rae 86 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Gaga beat him up. He got a bloody nose and two black eyes I love your wit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBadRomancer 895 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 SO IS SHE NOT GONNA BE DOWN THERE TOMORROW MORNING Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cell 19 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 PERFECT.  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzGa 14,348 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 aggghh giving me marilyn manson vibes i LOVE IT God created Adam and Eve, but Gọdga collabed with Brian🎺 and Steve🎷 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino 23,630 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LStephens11 15 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I get a Marilyn Manson kinda vibe... I LOVE IT! She's flawless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammuffin 1 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 When will the interview be available on Youtube? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaSlayedYou 2 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 She looks fantastic :gaga: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aguinaga09 1 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I must hear the interview Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanC 938 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Homofy him some more gags :awesome: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Dream 11 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Am I the only one with the awkward Seacrest boner? Yes? K. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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