TMZ reports Gaga’s baby is named Rose Bean Polansky

[Decodekid 31,031]

I cooked beans today, might buy roses 

[Helxig 45,701]

11 hours ago, gagacabana said:

This is so funny to me, a person whose name is quite literally like Stefaniel (my parents did put their names together to make my own, guess I was just destined to be a fandom shipper) 

Okay I am so sorry   I need to check myself. Stefaniel sounds like a real name though, and a cool one at that, so no shade to you. Literally when I was younger I would talk about giving my future baby a merged last name based off me and my future partner. Except I never had kids 

Also I apologise to any Macklynnleighs or Lauccklynns who might be lurking here. I don't love the trend your parents chose, but your name is your name, and you don't deserve to feel bad about it 

[gagacabana 8,562]

5 minutes ago, Helxig said:

Okay I am so sorry   I need to check myself. Stefaniel sounds like a real name though, and a cool one at that, so no shade to you. Literally when I was younger I would talk about giving my future baby a merged last name based off me and my future partner. Except I never had kids 

Also I apologise to any Macklynnleighs or Lauccklynns who might be lurking here. I don't love the trend your parents chose, but your name is your name, and you don't deserve to feel bad about it 

It's okay!! By "stefaniel" I meant my name is made of 80% my mom's name with 20% of my dad's lmao. It is a rather funny trend indeed but that's also part of what makes it so special. Not beautiful in any traditional way but the uniqueness is quite charming so I warmed up to my own name, eventually 

[Hadrian 2,748]

It's timeless and cute, I like it.

To the people who are questioning "Bean": at least it's not Rose Hips or Rose Quartz

[PartySick 174,577]

29 minutes ago, Hadrian said:

Rose Quartz

Having flashbacks of the Gem war