Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

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Just now, NUTELLA said:

Tell us the punchline, Ashley

Here it is

 

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22 minutes ago, Juanlittlem said:

I will be dissapointed if they chose to do it via surrogate

tf is wrong with you

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Lady Gaga and fiancé Michael Polansky spotted with newborn baby for first time: See the pics

https://pagesix.com/2026/09/11/parents/lady-gaga-and-michael-polansky-spotted-with-newborn-baby-for-first-time-since-surprise-announcement/

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2 minutes ago, lompavibl said:

he’s libra sun taurus moon leo mars leo venus

Oh okay the child will be fine

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Omg so I’m happy for mother 

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Congratulations to the family. 

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2 minutes ago, DESTROY UR DISEASE said:

Here it is

 

"Is Ashley there?"

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2 minutes ago, DESTROY UR DISEASE said:

Here it is

 

I forgot this

And i feel like it was talked about like 2 weeks ago as well 😂

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oh my god!!!!! CONGRATS TO THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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And some y'all thought we were getting a new album this summer 

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8 minutes ago, LateToCult said:

@ChicaSkas it’s your moral obligation to give this thread an amazing title. THE mother announcement thread cannot start with “Page Six.” 

right, it should be titled "Mother becomes a mother" or "Mother is mothering"

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WOW

edit: please tell me this baby was not born on 9/11

Edited yesterday at 01:30 AM by Controversiaga

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26 minutes ago, Juanlittlem said:

I will be dissapointed if they chose to do it via surrogate

Shut the fuck up my god you are so annoying 

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31 minutes ago, BUtterfield 8 said:

If true, I feel so bad that Gaga couldn’t announce it herself on her own time before the tabloids did.

Tbh she probably coordinated the paps after the rumors the other day. She doesn’t seem the type to want to do a big ol announcement to the public anyway. 

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Just now, DESTROY UR DISEASE said:

right, it should be titled "Mother becomes a mother" or "Mother is mothering"

FXCKKK I POSTED THIS TOO LATE