Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

[ALonelyNight 756]

Why are there so many arguments about surrogacy when we could be talking about how @FATCAT's profile pic is literally Trump?

[FATCAT 60,964]

1 hour ago, ALonelyNight said:

Why are there so many arguments about surrogacy when we could be talking about how @FATCAT's profile pic is literally Trump?

Alexa play Shadow of a Man

[Gagaplayer315 14,690]

The concept of debuting a baby on 9/11 

[fede ARTPOP 6,758]

On 9/11/2026 at 9:58 PM, Juanlittlem said:

I will be dissapointed if they chose to do it via surrogate

The baby is a shock I know, but what if she wasnt able to give birth?? We dont know...hope she open about this. Bless her. 

[fede ARTPOP 6,758]

This means LG8 Is sooner. 

Win win. 

[Ivy 13,807]

On 9/11/2026 at 9:15 PM, Red said:

 Virgo child and Aries mother  I don’t know Michael’s sign but he better not be a Leo

Since baby looks like 1 month old it might be leo

[fede ARTPOP 6,758]

2 hours ago, Ivy said:

Since baby looks like 1 month old it might be leo

Seems hes/she is a sex masc right?

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On 9/11/2026 at 9:15 PM, Red said:

 Virgo child and Aries mother  I don’t know Michael’s sign but he better not be a Leo

What...what's wrong with Leos?

[Cameron Dallas 11]

Ready for the intro to motherhood album to come in a few years

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4 hours ago, fede ARTPOP said:

The baby is a shock I know, but what if she wasnt able to give birth?? We dont know...hope she open about this. Bless her. 

She literally broke her hip and has expressed her fear of not being able to give birth since then. Science is crazy and I’m happy that she was able to utilize it without having to actually putt herself through bodily trauma that made her feel nervous about confronting something she really wanted. Happy for our girl 

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5 hours ago, fede ARTPOP said:

This means LG8 Is sooner. 

Win win. 

It's not. And you know it well😂

[dynamite 67,604]

8 hours ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

Jesus Christ

No, Janet!

[culturalbaptism 3,002]

Not a peep from her? She truly hates us 

By that time in the 2000s we would have a magazine issue with the pictures of the baby and an interview telling us all about it 

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1 hour ago, culturalbaptism said:

Not a peep from her? She truly hates us 

By that time in the 2000s we would have a magazine issue with the pictures of the baby and an interview telling us all about it 

Let’s thank god that doesn’t happen anymore tbh. It’s extremely invasive. 

I’d be happy if she never tells us outrightly (she never really did tell us about Michael after all) and I know she would want to keep their child out of the spotlight as much as possible. 

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2 hours ago, culturalbaptism said:

Not a peep from her? She truly hates us 

By that time in the 2000s we would have a magazine issue with the pictures of the baby and an interview telling us all about it 

She's saving it for the 2030 interviews when LG8 comes out when both the Baby and Michael get all possible musical credits  
 

Spoiler

"I could have never created this piece of music without the baby screams and Michael stepping in to help me with this little fvcker! so the screams reminded me of that Fan from brazil screeching GAGAAAAAAAAAA in front of my hotel room, as does my little monster, so I thought, it's time to feed my monsters along with my bebe and Michael, so now I'm here, mothering the music scene again"