Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

[bornthisway135 723]

This isn’t real is it? There’s no way she’s doing the full 2nd US leg of the mayhem ball while pregnant. I’m late to this whole thread.. this is satire right? 

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,274]

1 minute ago, bornthisway135 said:

This isn’t real is it? There’s no way she’s doing the full 2nd US leg of the mayhem ball while pregnant. I’m late to this whole thread.. this is satire right? 

It’s absolutely real

[Robbie 0]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83fg8Rd/ Baby’s first words 🤭🍼👶

[pachinko 10,767]

Is this AI? Omg yay! 

[dynamite 67,599]

Can we all shut the literal hell up about surrogacy 

If you don't support it then don't buy a surrogate

[Moon Pix 148]

10 minutes ago, iAmToton said:

Yikes 

whats wrong with it? legit curious

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,274]

2 minutes ago, Moon Pix said:

whats wrong with it? legit curious

Nothing, don’t ask them. Not against you, babe, but we don’t need more of that conversation here 

[Moon Pix 148]

Just now, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

Nothing, don’t ask them. Not against you, babe, but we don’t need more of that conversation here 

I honestly just never knew there was controversy around that and don't see why so I'm legit confused. Specially in the lgbtq community lol

[Red 99,541]

5 minutes ago, dynamite said:

buy a surrogate

*hire

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,274]

Just now, Moon Pix said:

I honestly just never knew there was controversy around that and don't see why so I'm legit confused. Specially in the lgbtq community lol

Oh believe me, this thread has been a hot ass mess about this very thing 

The only thing people should worry about is WHAT IF THE KID IS STRAIGHT

 

[Red 99,541]

Good thing I’m getting to work in 20 minutes and I’ll have something to distract me from theorizing about the baby

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,274]

2 minutes ago, Red said:

Good thing I’m getting to work in 20 minutes and I’ll have something to distract me from theorizing about the baby

You in 20 minutes:

“Hi, boss. Do you know where I can find a surrog-… I mean… where… like- a pen, I need a pen, please”

[Moon Pix 148]

10 minutes ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

Oh believe me, this thread has been a hot ass mess about this very thing 

The only thing people should worry about is WHAT IF THE KID IS STRAIGHT

 

lol omg im glad I havent followed it. I just wanna know whats the name their picking

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,274]

1 minute ago, Moon Pix said:

lol omg im glad I havent followed it. I just wanna know whats the name their picking

We don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl yet ♥️

[Red 99,541]

1 minute ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

You in 20 minutes:

“Hi, boss. Do you know where I can find a surrog-… I mean… where… like- a pen, I need a pen, please”

I’ll see some patients online so it’ll be more like “oh so you have anxiety, well, that’s too bad but if you want to have children you can always hire a surrogate! Btw what do you think of the names Alejandro and Joanna?”