TMZ reports Gaga and Michael are not married and still live in Malibu

[Phaye Monster 8,811]

1 hour ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

We already knew they weren’t married from her Slayyter video

We also know she has a cat 

She has a cat now??? How did I miss this????

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,270]

16 minutes ago, Phaye Monster said:

She has a cat now??? How did I miss this????

Kind of a wishful reach but can you find a better explanation? 

[Oriane 22,991]

Why are we having news about non-news

I can also write an article to say she hasn't released an album this year.

[LunaUniverse 4,621]

55 minutes ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

Kind of a wishful reach but can you find a better explanation? 

Logical answer would be from playing with her frenchies, but it would be great if she joined the cat lady side 

[LunaUniverse 4,621]

There’s multiple people that have said they see her regularly around Mill Valley and have her as a neighbor doing errands though 🤷‍♀️ I guess one of her reps denied it so people could back off I guess?

[elijahfan 27,554]

BREAKING NEWS: there are no news on the horizon and all is the same in the world.

[gagacabana 8,434]

4 hours ago, Red said:

Every opinion I have on this is very parasocial so I’m keeping them to myself

The parasocial side of ggd welcomes your opinions on this, please share!

[gagacabana 8,434]

1 hour ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

Kind of a wishful reach but can you find a better explanation? 

Also... do you guys notice the POPTRA on the side of her wrist? Must definitely be a rebrand incoming... Lady Poptra teases new album?!? 

[Chromanne 2,696]

Did anyone say Gaga had married Michael? What's the point in reporting something everyone knows?

HOT NEWS: Chromanne is still single and live a miserable life 

Edited Thursday at 03:03 PM by Chromanne

[GregJA 5,614]

In other words, the Earth is still round 

[ElectricChapelR 2,403]

She's married to the night as far as I know and also has an engagement with Michael Polansky 

[shape of a rvfzme 1,943]

2 hours ago, AVeryGagaHolyDick said:

Kind of a wishful reach but can you find a better explanation? 

Gaga probably doesn't have a cat, but she doesn't want one either 

[RainOnGaga 907]

TMZ giving info about something that has not happened is so funny

[AVeryGagaHolyDick 32,270]

28 minutes ago, RainOnGaga said:

TMZ giving info about something that has not happened is so funny

It’s satisfying somehow

Doesn’t it mean the media is waiting for her to move? Like they’re waiting for her and just saying whatever in the meantime 

[Jackaroo 2,850]

TMZ reports Gaga and Michael are not………….

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