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Dyson Is Releasing $499 AI powered Toothbrush


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52 minutes ago, Lord Mayhem said:

Why is it so bulbous? Isn't the point of industrial design to make product user-friendly? 

The game has changed now. Many companies are actively stepping away from traditional user friendly design in favor of monetization, data harvesting, and A.I. driven automation. While the core principles of User Experience (UX) design remain vital, the digital landscape has shifted heavily toward prioritizing business metrics over user empathy. That's the trend now.

From this one, Sony decided to eliminate physical media by shuttign down disc production and move forward to all digital games for Playstation, to some cars putting ads on dashboard, and locked some features behind subcription paywall, such as heated seats, self driving feature, and navigation (Online map, weather data, live traffic information, GPS)

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SleepingSun

We are at a point where everything happening in the world seems to be taken straight out of some grotesquely hyperbolic dystopian story about how unfathomably stupid and ridiculous the future will be :enigma: Honestly, this "story" we are living right now wouldn't have been a success, as people a few years ago would've said its too unrealisitc :traumatica:

The hell even is this? AI assisted toothbrushes for $499 a piece? While the world is drowning in an endless onslaught of war, fascism and poverty puppeteered by the rich? Sure :lolly:

One second I'm a troll, then suddenly the troll is me.
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Murakami27

When a product no longer needs further innovation, they “innovate” by jamming in as many features into it and selling it to you at a premium price.

Brush your teeth. Floss. Visit your dental hygienist regularly. 

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Magneto

Hi, dental therapist here. Please don't buy this.

- Brush

- Floss

- Visit your dental professional

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Sepsami
20 hours ago, NUTELLA said:

Mhmm :max:

Next up: bidets with cameras

A bidet that uses AI to detect when and where a bottom is nasty and uses state of the art technology to spray it clean with pin point precision :diane: I am trademarking it!!

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Ivy

I have waterpik I think does the same thing just without camera :enigma: it was like $35

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AsleepOnTheCeiling
On 9/1/2026 at 8:33 AM, gagzus said:

Who’s teeth are that disgusting that regular brushing twice a day doesn’t work at minimum :rip: 

Sometimes genetic issues can require people to need a bit more. It's why some people are a lot more prone to cavities. But this product is fully unnecessary. 

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Hydrangea

Companies so desperate for your data they’ll sell pictures of the micro gaps between your tooth so companies can make you feel insecure and sell more. 

Looking down at my $t loser misery
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Duella Dvil
7 hours ago, Magneto said:

Hi, dental therapist here. Please don't buy this.

- Brush

- Floss

- Visit your dental professional

KING OF DENTISTRY BTW YALL SHOULD LISTEN 

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