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Food Critic Reviews Joanne Restaurant


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Ladle Ghoulash
32 minutes ago, Alxjcgn said:

The novelty of it being owned by Gaga's father is most likely it's main source of success, not the food

No doubt, but you’d think they’d at least put an honest effort into serving good food

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11 hours ago, thatfoxyfeeling said:

I bet the staff find her fans insufferable :laughga:

Too bad the restaurant being Lady Gaga’s dad’s is their whole thing 

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Controversiaga

So I actually work here, it’s one of my jobs 

Pronounced like “Balenciaga” . Emphasis on the “Ga”
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10 hours ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

It’s profoundly mid. Good drinks (had a great espresso martini), decent apps (arancini was good), but the pasta was so bland. Worse than Olive Garden.

I always got the sense that without Gaga’s help the restaurant would’ve never opened, from what I’ve heard people say it would function better as a bar/cabaret club than a restaurant.

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Lord Mayhem
25 minutes ago, Controversiaga said:

So I actually work here, it’s one of my jobs 

Oh! For how long? Is Gaga's dad insufferable? Has the quality been consistent or gone down hill? Spill the tea! :cheeky:

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Controversiaga
1 hour ago, Lord Mayhem said:

Oh! For how long? Is Gaga's dad insufferable? Has the quality been consistent or gone down hill? Spill the tea! :cheeky:

I’ve been working at the restaurant since its opening.  I’ve been having an affair with her father. The quality has gone down because Joe prioritizes me than he prioritizes his business. 

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PunkTheFunk
21 hours ago, thatfoxyfeeling said:

I bet the staff find her fans insufferable :laughga:

The waitress when she brings me my chicken parm:

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