Noah Kahan asks fans to go to the bathroom if they have to poop during concert

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17 hours ago, nATAH said:

we're supposed to poop ourselves at 29?

I already didn't wanna get old and this here encouraged me to do so even more

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15 hours ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Oh…uh…definitely not! Haha…never done…that!

is there something you'd like to share with us

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also the irony of him immediately posting he shidded himself on stage because he's dedicated to his craft, as if his fans can't be equally dedicated to seeing him perform. make it make sense you hippocrate.

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22 hours ago, Alxjcgn said:

Hate to admit as a full adult I sh*t myself a year ago but the situation makes it very understandable, lmfao I was racing back inside from walking my dog and I had the runs all morning and nature was aggressively calling.... I had to sneeze while running inside and didn't think about how it would make me unclench, and well yea. It wasn't a horrible mess but just enough for it to count as a turd

 

edit: I would NEVER crap at a concert lmfao, or at least use the bathroom if I need to

Don’t worry, the obese lady at my workplace accidentally **** on the floor in the womens bathroom. 

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22 hours ago, Alxjcgn said:

Hate to admit as a full adult I sh*t myself a year ago but the situation makes it very understandable, lmfao I was racing back inside from walking my dog and I had the runs all morning and nature was aggressively calling.... I had to sneeze while running inside and didn't think about how it would make me unclench, and well yea. It wasn't a horrible mess but just enough for it to count as a turd

 

edit: I would NEVER crap at a concert lmfao, or at least use the bathroom if I need to

After my colonoscopy, all of the nurses told me that it was going to feel like I was about to poop but that it was just going to be the remaining air left inside from the procedure and that I should absolutely let it out when I felt it coming.

Once I got home I took their advice and tried a lil toot only to completely poop myself