Noah Kahan asks fans to go to the bathroom if they have to poop during concert

[EART HL I NG 1,307]

Maybe I’ll just stick to phone footage from now on

[Bronco 25,131]

49 minutes ago, Hydrangea said:

I think I managed a whole year of being 29 and not shidding myself so uh 

[FfFfFfFF 58,131]

Olivia Rodrigo really started the Normalize Not Pooping in Your Pants movement, what a progressive queen!

[Lextyr97 20,796]

I am wasted right now and this is the funniest thing I could have ever read lmfaooo

[nATAH 57,035]

we're supposed to poop ourselves at 29?

[DrKindnessKunt2005 6,437]

Unc looks like he poops his pants so it fits. 

[TaylorSwift 162,475]

26 minutes ago, nATAH said:

we're supposed to poop ourselves at 29?

maybe it's an American thing... @PartySick

[PartySick 172,545]

3 minutes ago, TaylorSwift said:

maybe it's an American thing... @PartySick

It's a requirement like signing up for selective service or praying to the flag every hour

[RAMROD 117,114]

Watch this become a stereotype for his fanbase now 

[Ladle Ghoulash 53,164]

1 hour ago, nATAH said:

we're supposed to poop ourselves at 29?

Oh…uh…definitely not! Haha…never done…that!

[Ladle Ghoulash 53,164]

1 hour ago, PartySick said:

It's a requirement like signing up for selective service or praying to the flag every hour

TX just passed a bill forcing everyone to **** themselves *in public* at least twice a day. Hope the remainder of the nation follows suit. God bless the USA.

[nATAH 57,035]

6 hours ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Oh…uh…definitely not! Haha…never done…that!

unless he means.... painting trade....

[PartySick 172,545]

6 hours ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

TX just passed a bill forcing everyone to **** themselves *in public* at least twice a day. Hope the remainder of the nation follows suit. God bless the USA.

*Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." plays from a sh*tty loud speaker I stole from a baseball stadium*

[ALGAYDO 35,135]

26 minutes ago, PartySick said:

sh*tty loud speaker

So it’s not just underwear that’s getting shát on, huh?…… 

[PartySick 172,545]

27 minutes ago, ALGAYDO said:

So it’s not just underwear that’s getting shát on, huh?…… 

You sh*t in the speaker and then turn it on and out pops both our national anthem and the new Katy track