Controversiaga 13,895 Posted Monday at 02:24 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:24 PM Will The Dead Dance and Shape of a Woman please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands, and that photo represents that song that is still in the running towards becoming Lady Gaga’s Least Worst Song. The song that I do not call must immediately return to your apartment, back your belongings, and go home. It’s funny, the two of you stand before me for similar reasons. Both of you are songs associated with beloved tv/movie media tie ins, however, judges feel both of you are weak. TDD, we’ll start with you. When we first saw you, the judges thought “wow she has so much potential. Wednesday? Tim Burton?” But then what you delivered in your photo shoot was beyond disappointing. SOAW, the judges look at you and they see a song that also has potential, but they feel in the chorus you fall flat. One of the judges, @Ladle Ghoulash, even feels your verses are gibberish. I myself was rooting for you, I even said you might be one of the strongest girls in this whole competition. however, in this competition, it’s important you impress ALL of the judges, and not only me, so which one of you stays? The girl with the dark edge? Or the girl with chic style? Pronounced like “Balenciaga” . Emphasis on the “Ga” 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbage day 11,791 Posted Monday at 02:41 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:41 PM 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESTROY UR DISEASE 18,247 Posted Monday at 02:43 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:43 PM I can smell your sickness I can... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 45,607 Posted Monday at 02:43 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:43 PM Not you being reductive (again).., We have forgotten our public MANNERS 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 45,607 Posted Monday at 02:44 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:44 PM But I think now that people have spent more (read: too much) time w/ SOAW, they’ll decide correctly this time. We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 45,607 Posted Monday at 02:45 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:45 PM Also: SOAW being “the girl with the chic style” and that beat is lumbering down the runway like a drunken butch lesbian at a line dance, I’m cryin’ 😭 We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
innuendo141 52 Posted Monday at 02:59 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:59 PM Shape of a Woman is.... fine. The Dead Dance is even a great and interesting song without vocals, let alone with that chorus. I was at a techno gig the night after night #3 in Paris and the DJ dropped this insane melodic techno mix of TDD - the pace blew up because they knew it was Gaga but didn't know the song. The floor was in flames. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainMonster 2,225 Posted Monday at 03:16 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:16 PM 31 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said: Not you being reductive (again).., She can’t help it. Stop relying on that VS poll @Controversiaga 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbage day 11,791 Posted Monday at 03:16 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:16 PM 16 minutes ago, innuendo141 said: The floor was in flames. Was it more "put on your shades cuz we'll be dancing in the flames" or "feel the beat under your feet, the floor's on fire" ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaplayer315 14,647 Posted Monday at 03:17 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:17 PM SOAW it's much better. The other one is just 3 minutes of Gaga saying "dancing until Im dead" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,743 Posted Monday at 03:18 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:18 PM TDD is not it girls why are you lying Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 45,607 Posted Monday at 03:18 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:18 PM Just now, Gagaplayer315 said: SOAW it's much better. The other one is just 3 minutes of Gaga saying "dancing until Im dead" The way SOAW is somehow even more repetitive lmao We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 45,607 Posted Monday at 03:19 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:19 PM Just now, Quartz said: SOAW is not it girls why are you lying So true, sister. We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaplayer315 14,647 Posted Monday at 03:22 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:22 PM 1 minute ago, Ladle Ghoulash said: The way SOAW is somehow even more repetitive lmao The way it is not and its chorus clears easily 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladle Ghoulash 45,607 Posted Monday at 03:24 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:24 PM (edited) 5 minutes ago, Gagaplayer315 said: The way it is not and its chorus clears easily She sings “Shape of a Woman” and nothing else 10 consecutive times from the end of the second chorus through the post chorus and into the bridge, be serious lmao. Edited Monday at 03:27 PM by Ladle Ghoulash We have forgotten our public MANNERS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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