Why is Gaga taking so long to release Requiem?

[gagacabana 4,171]

4 hours ago, SleepingSun said:

That would explain all the "soon to come" stuff that never happened 

Gaga's adhd theater kid ass wanting to be an actress, ended up being a popstar, then incapable of settling for just one genre, then incapable of setting for just one alter-ego, then pursuing acting career as a sidequest, then out of nowhere having a makeup brand, then

[Ladle Ghoulash 42,825]

1 hour ago, MountainMonster said:

She saw all your complaints about SOAW and Runway and said you 🚬 can’t handle stripped down and raw MAYHEM unless it’s the name of the orgy you’re attending from Sniffies. 

Ngl she saw you complaining about gems and deep cuts from her back catalogue and she’s issued a targeted drone strike on your home. You’ve been warned for the last time.

[MountainMonster 1,846]

20 minutes ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

Ngl she saw you complaining about gems and deep cuts from her back catalogue and she’s issued a targeted drone strike on your home. You’ve been warned for the last time.

She agrees, if you’ll note, none of them have survived being performed past their respective album’s tours (and some of them haven’t been performed at all). 
 

and I’m not worried about the drone strike. I heard she ordered it to be done “soon.”

Edited 6 hours ago by MountainMonster

[Ladle Ghoulash 42,825]

2 minutes ago, MountainMonster said:

She agrees, if you’ll note, none of them have survived being performed past their respective album’s tours
 

and I’m not worried about the drone strike. I heard she ordered it to be done “soon.”

Don’t make me get the receipts, Mary.
 

Paper Gangster - Monster Ball Tour (2009)

Teeth - Coachella (2017)

Americano - Jazz and Piano (2024)

BJAF - Roseland (2014)

Hey Girl - MAYHEM Ball (2026)

 

But touché on the strike being “soon.” I guess you’ll die another day…