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Gaga has just announced that she will release a new limited edition MAYHEM lip oil on May 5th just in time for Mother's Day. This is what she had to say on the matter:

"Introducing the only lip oil clinically proven to cause mild emotional spirals, spontaneous dance breaks, and the sudden urge to sing Abracadabra in front of your bathroom mirror.

Infused with notes of maraschino cherries, burnt glitter and the tears shed over your ex at 3 in the morning. 💋💄

This high-shine, high-drama formula doesn’t just hydrate. It transforms. One swipe and you may experience:

- Main character syndrome

- A complete personality reboot

- A meeting from the Mistress of MAYHEM herself

Warning: Side effects include random bouts of begging for a VIY music video, flirting with danger, and dancing until you're dead.

Is it lip oil… or is it MAYHEM?

We’ll never tell. 😉👹"

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26 minutes ago, BabylonSaints said:

Is it lip oil… or is it MAYHEM?

We’ll never tell. 😉👹"

my lip oil could mean anything

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