The Worst Songs Ever Created

[TimotheeChalamet 6,519]

Just now, vanna shintuyu said:

The close proximity to that horrible song infected him :c He was perfectly lovely before that

I doubt it since he was sooo egocentric and agitated from the very first moment we met but it could be 

[Quentin 6,598]

Where's Pea**** by Perry? 

[Quentin 6,598]

Just now, Quentin said:

Where's Pea**** by Perry? 

It's so bad that it's censored 

[Lord Axel 856]

5 hours ago, ANVEEROY said:

Bonus

 

I'm so glad this was the first post because GOD what was she thinking: (1) making this song in the first place, and (2) making it the LEAD single when Fall in Line was RIGHT THERE. What an awful decision 

Anyway- the worst songs ever imo are Closer (Chainsmokers), Stupid Hoe (Nicki), Gimme Gimme (Katy), Yummy (Bieber), Focus (Ariana), Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor), She Keeps Me Up (Nickelback), and so many more that I can't bring myself to remember because they're so bad LOL

[Controversiaga 12,510]

Ayo 

[ActualPatient 2,135]

don't call toni---- *gets shot*

[Agunimon 286]

Eldest Daughter by Taylor is the worst song to me. I cleansed my ears with Woman's World after hearing it.

[elsamars 5,918]

Slightly better version of it

The original is an insult to her entire legacy and a rehash of her iconic sound in trying to make the most painful music possible without killing someone. No wonder the category is dance or die.

Edited December 24, 2025 by elsamars

[Cavadour 2,606]

This is purely subjective, but these two songs drive me up the wall:

Smile by Lily Allen (Played to saturation back then with a TV commercial)

Shout by Tears for Fears (Just seeing the cover art makes my nails curl. Don't ask !)

[The Ew from Judas 1,463]

Payphone by Maroon Five.

 

I rest my case.

[DrKindnessKunt2005 6,316]

4 hours ago, Lemon Blood said:

Are any of these people musicians because it doesn’t sound like they know what they’re doing 

So the story is that these girls are sisters and their Dad went to a psychic who said that his daughters are going to be rich and famous someday. Because of that he took his daughters out of school and made them record an album. He neglected the fact that they didn’t know how to play instruments. 
 

Later on their lives this album became a cult classic because there’s nothing else out there that sounds like it. It’s part of a subgenre called “outsider music”.  

[PartySick 166,496]

If I shared my actual opinion here I'd have to go into hiding 'cause @Blackout19 would probably find me

So I'll just say that stupid ass Dance Monkey song

[Blackout19 13,705]

15 minutes ago, PartySick said:

If I shared my actual opinion here I'd have to go into hiding 'cause @Blackout19 would probably find me

So I'll just say that stupid ass Dance Monkey song

[southpaw773 3,992]

Gestures at 143 and Nicki Minaj’s entire catalog. And Valerie by Amy Winehouse. 

[Blackout19 13,705]

3 minutes ago, southpaw773 said:

And Valerie by Amy Winehouse.