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The president didn’t appear optimistic about his prospects in the afterlife as he spoke to reporters aboard Air Force One on Sunday, days after he lost his long-running bid to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Fox News’ Peter Doocy checked in on Trump’s push to secure a seat in heaven after the president rushed to lock down an Israel-Hamas peace deal ahead of the highly anticipated Nobel Prize announcement last week.

“I mean, you know, I’m being a little cute,” Trump said. “I don’t think there’s anything [that’s] going to get me in heaven. Okay? I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound.”

“I may be in heaven right now as we fly in Air Force One. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to make heaven, but I’ve made life a lot better for a lot of people,” he went on.

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Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC).
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TSUNAMI
7 minutes ago, Jill said:

“I mean, you know, I’m being a little cute,” Trump said. “I don’t think there’s anything [that’s] going to get me in heaven. Okay? I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound.”

“I may be in heaven right now as we fly in Air Force One. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to make heaven, but I’ve made life a lot better for a lot of people,” he went on.

Gurl.

I really hope he's using hard narcotics because being so delusional without any reason in stunning 

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REALITY

I mean, is he wrong??

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡...𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢.
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Hadrian

donald and all his buddies are going straight to hell.

Episode 5 Burn In Hell GIF by The Simpsons

rosetta stone is rolling in her grave rn 🙏🥀🥀
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princedeeblebleble

Considering I'm apparently going to hell for sodomy, I'd prefer to see him go to heaven with the othet Bible humpers.

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For someone who's entire life and career has been centered by all the 7 deadly sins it's a little crazy to think and not know :coffee:

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39 minutes ago, princedeeblebleble said:

Considering I'm apparently going to hell for sodomy, I'd prefer to see him go to heaven with the othet Bible humpers.

Real ones believe in the sine rather than the unholy serpent that's playing god in the  bible ;)

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Horny Chicken

If you have a GagaDaily account, you’ll end up wherever he ends up. :ororomunroe: 

We need to bring back slut shaming.
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Head Empty
3 hours ago, REALITY said:

I mean, is he wrong??

Yes because heaven and hell are a fantasy invented by churches to profit from the fear of their followers :bye:

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Sarah H
11 minutes ago, Head Empty said:

Yes because heaven and hell are a fantasy invented by churches to profit from the fear of their followers :bye:

Exactly. Trump is going the same place as we all are.

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