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Sepsami

Even Joanna eats her up :icant:

We desperately need a song like G.U.Y, Applause or MJH to get the BM/Judas treatment

(the rest of the album is aging poorly, still good but I don't see it doing anything Viral don't @ me :poot:)

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JustAnotherGayASMR
13 hours ago, RAMROD said:

 

:oprah:

To put it simply...

On ARTPOP, A Rebellious Themed Pop Orchestrated Production in space, a birth of magnificent & magical proportions took place. But the birth was not finite, it was PARTYNAUSEOUS. As the wombs numbered & the mitosis of the future began it was perceived that this infamous moment in life is not temporal, it is eternal. And thus began the beginning of tracks one through fourteen (fifteen with Aguilera) which bears no Jazz, no Joanne but boundless EDM. But on that same day as the eternal Mother hovered in the multiverse another, more terrifying, birth took place: the birth of evil people who don't appreciate ARTPOP.

As Mary Jane Holland, herself, split into two, rotating between looking good & feeling fine, the pendulum of choice began it's dance. It seems easy, you imagine, to gravitate, instantly & unwaveringly, towards Venus, but she wondered, "How can I protect something so perfect without Act 2?"

After all it's just another gay x https://www.youtube.com/@JustAnotherGayASMR
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palma
7 minutes ago, KindnessPunk said:

Chromatica holdin on strong :vegas:

It's not very Promote Online Kindness of me but it's barely outstreaming Joanne sis :traumatica:

Is there some reason my LG7 isn't here? Has she died or something?
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Tommy Monster

I have made my own edits of the album songs and only listen to those :classy:

It's Gaga's fault she showed us the better versions of them :ohwell:

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27monster27
6 hours ago, Sepsami said:

Even Joanna eats her up :icant:

We desperately need a song like G.U.Y, Applause or MJH to get the BM/Judas treatment

(the rest of the album is aging poorly, still good but I don't see it doing anything Viral don't @ me :poot:)

I mean, if you take a quick peak at any gen alpha/gen z social media you will see that "Aura" has the potential to go viral pretty easily.

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Ilia Malinin

idk but i've been streaming aura for the last week and a half bc it scratches my brain right :ororomunroe:

do you guys mind if i scream about the olympics
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GoldenNovember

So we can't appreciate something without consuming it obsessively? Is it really all about the streams for some of you? What a sad life!

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It's hard to light a candle, easy to curse the dark instead.
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Hadrian

There just aren't that many of us :air:

I genuinely love ARTPOP's sound; it's aggressive, dancey, and crunchy.

you lit my charcoal heart for thrills / i'll be running for the hills / say you're in this for the kill
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ALGAYDO

Nobody’s streaming it because we’re listening to the digital versions that we bought with DWUW, which means our plays aren’t counting as streams :huntyga:

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AVeryGagaHolyDick
On 9/22/2025 at 5:38 AM, Chromanne said:

Mary Jane Holland, I like the demo version of pre chorus more too. The final version is a bit polished.

Unpopular opinion: I actually think modification of the the demo version of the first verse is so unnecessary and the final version is as perfect as it is.

I couldn’t disagree more with both statements :ladyhaha:

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