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The "entire" U.S.-Mexico border wall will be painted black at the request of President Trump to deter illegal immigrant crossings, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced Tuesday.

What they're saying: "There will be more added to it as far as technology, cameras, sensors — we're also going to be painting it black," Noem said during a briefing in Santa Teresa, New Mexico.

"That is specifically at the request of the president. When something is painted black, it gets even warmer, making it even harder for people to climb," she said.

"We had an incredible amount of resources allocated to us in the big beautiful bill, because that's going to allow us to continue construction," Noem added.

"Construction right now is at the pace of a little bit less than a half a mile a day. And the border wall will look very different based on the topography and the geography of where it is built."

Read more:  https://www.axios.com/2025/08/19/trump-border-wall-black-paint-noem-immigration

 

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Based on a quick Google search and mental math...4.5oz of paint covers about 7sqft of surface...the wall is like 30ft tall and 1,933 miles long or something stupid like that...that's 200,000,000oz of paint which...I mean, it depends on the kind of paint but they're probably not hitting up a Lowe's for the cheap stuff and industrial paint is about $20 for a 15oz can. Knowing how the government spends money, they'll probably spend $50 on that same can.

By my very elaborate and accurate count, totally not rounding numbers needlessly and assuming the worst, that's about $666,000,000 on paint :partysick: 

Add in the $400,000,000 for the bureaucracy of it all...

A whole billion dollars on black paint to make it "too hot" for people to touch which...no :toofunny: if those METAL fences can bake in the desert heat and still be climbed, some black paint ain't gonna change that :toofunny: 

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Just now, PartySick said:

Based on a quick Google search and mental math...4.5oz of paint covers about 7sqft of surface...the wall is like 30ft tall and 1,933 miles long or something stupid like that...that's 200,000,000oz of paint which...I mean, it depends on the kind of paint but they're probably not hitting up a Lowe's for the cheap stuff and industrial paint is about $20 for a 15oz can. Knowing how the government spends money, they'll probably spend $50 on that same can.

By my very elaborate and accurate count, totally not rounding numbers needlessly and assuming the worst, that's about $666,000,000 on paint :partysick: 

Add in the $400,000,000 for the bureaucracy of it all...

A whole billion dollars on black paint to make it "too hot" for people to touch which...no :toofunny: if those METAL fences can bake in the desert heat and still be climbed, some black paint ain't gonna change that :toofunny: 

Wait, double this 'cause they have to paint both sides!

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1 minute ago, PartySick said:

Based on a quick Google search and mental math...4.5oz of paint covers about 7sqft of surface...the wall is like 30ft tall and 1,933 miles long or something stupid like that...that's 200,000,000oz of paint which...I mean, it depends on the kind of paint but they're probably not hitting up a Lowe's for the cheap stuff and industrial paint is about $20 for a 15oz can. Knowing how the government spends money, they'll probably spend $50 on that same can.

By my very elaborate and accurate count, totally not rounding numbers needlessly and assuming the worst, that's about $666,000,000 on paint :partysick: 

Add in the $400,000,000 for the bureaucracy of it all...

A whole billion dollars on black paint to make it "too hot" for people to touch which...no :toofunny: if those METAL fences can bake in the desert heat and still be climbed, some black paint ain't gonna change that :toofunny: 

Yet DOGE will not consider this a waste of federal funds because...Trump said so

Such stupidity this presidency...can we please reset this country? 

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timdrake

this is so stupid oh my god. 

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it's big hunks of metal in the sun

do they honestly think black paint will make it noticeably hotter

so dumb

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Cavadour

I hope they'll keep a bucket to paint his ugly mug black and drop him like that in the desert.

 

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Bronco

Ngl. Painting it black considering it runs through some of the hottest parts of the US is funny af.

Like sun damage is real y'all why try and speed it up

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3 hours ago, PartySick said:

Based on a quick Google search and mental math...4.5oz of paint covers about 7sqft of surface...the wall is like 30ft tall and 1,933 miles long or something stupid like that...that's 200,000,000oz of paint which...I mean, it depends on the kind of paint but they're probably not hitting up a Lowe's for the cheap stuff and industrial paint is about $20 for a 15oz can. Knowing how the government spends money, they'll probably spend $50 on that same can.

By my very elaborate and accurate count, totally not rounding numbers needlessly and assuming the worst, that's about $666,000,000 on paint :partysick: 

Add in the $400,000,000 for the bureaucracy of it all...

A whole billion dollars on black paint to make it "too hot" for people to touch which...no :toofunny: if those METAL fences can bake in the desert heat and still be climbed, some black paint ain't gonna change that :toofunny: 

Add in salary of the workers who'll have to paint all of that.

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4 hours ago, timdrake said:

this is so stupid oh my god. 

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it's big hunks of metal in the sun

do they honestly think black paint will make it noticeably hotter

so dumb

It's an admission that people climbing it is a huge problem too. I wonder who could have predicted this! /s

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