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World’s first sperm racing event - 4/25/25


Marilyn MonHoe

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PartySick
6 minutes ago, Marilyn MonHoe said:

So you were the bottom from Twitter that said they wanted to be in the splash zone :triggered:

 

5 minutes ago, Rahrahbitchson said:

A bottom?

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Vers! Prefer topping but something about fighters does it for me idk :heat:

6 minutes ago, Bonkers said:

oh, so there aren't exceptions to the Florida stereotypes like I thought.  :huntyga:

You can take the Florida boy out of Florida but that southern white trash will always be there :river:

Whimsical bitch
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Marilyn MonHoe
6 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

I hate being known as one the Hoe of this site…

But I guess that’s what my Hor*y ass deserves!

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If the heel fits girl, wear it!

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I’m sure @InTheCloset would love this event as well :vegas:

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Marilyn MonHoe
11 minutes ago, NemoMyName said:

 if they don't show how they get the sample i don't care

Well from the promo the competition is also for who has the tastiest sperm so… maybe we’ll get to see how that will be done!

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REALITY
48 minutes ago, Marilyn MonHoe said:

From the promo: “The battle for whose sperm is the healthiest, the fastest and the tastiest!”  :sharon:

I volunteer to judge this portion :cheeky:

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡...𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢.
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Marilyn MonHoe
15 minutes ago, PartySick said:

 

Vers! Prefer topping but something about fighters does it for me idk :heat:

You can take the Florida boy out of Florida but that southern white trash will always be there :river:

You rn:


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5 minutes ago, REALITY said:

I volunteer to judge this portion :cheeky:

You as a judge:

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StrawberryBlond

Don't ever change, GGD, of course even Easter can't be sacred around here! :smh:

29 minutes ago, PartySick said:

The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track :bradley:

oh my god omg GIF

21 minutes ago, Kimmo said:

I hate being known as one the Hoe of this site…

But I guess that’s what my Hor*y ass deserves!

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Just be a secret hoe, like me! :river:

And this gif fascinates me. His hat vanishes, he suddenly has a lion's mane worth of hair and the cream seems to make his face inwardly explode! :icant:

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27 minutes ago, weed said:

I'll get it out then let the scientists do their thing

You’ll have to fight @PartySick to be the one to get the sperm :ladyhaha:

Hell who am I kidding, you’ll have to fight all of Weho for that job :sharon:

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CautiousLurker

I hate rich people so much :alsemanche: 

 

Ok wait, let me backtrack cuz...

 

The concept in itself I'm not bothered by, I've measured cvmshot distances for fun before... more than once... I hate that this is probably a result of a bunch of overpriveleged a$$holes going 'go viral make moni, but how we go viral, duuuuuuur, sperm nut cvm lol, we smart' 

 

I'm not even asking for tasteful attention whoreing, just make it... something - I'm asking too much I know, I leave now :traumatica:

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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misha4ever

Women's health doesn't advance, but let's waste money on men's worthlessness.

english is not my native language >.<
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misha4ever
2 hours ago, NemoMyName said:

 if they don't show how they get the sample i don't care

that's what the vip ticket is for

english is not my native language >.<
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