Marilyn MonHoe 11,011 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 An unusual startup announced the world's first sperm race -- a race involving actual sperm -- will be held April 25 at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles. Sperm Racing, a startup founded by a team of young millionaires, announced representatives from two competing schools -- the University of Southern California and the University of California, Los Angeles -- will provide the microscopic swimmers for the inaugural Sperm Race. The race will take place under a microscopic camera that will track the progress of the sperms as they attempt to cross to the finish line. The startup said there will be three races held to determine the overall winner, and play-by-play commentary will be provided during each heat. There will also be instant replays, leaderboards and betting through approved partners. "Sperm racing isn't just about racing sperm (although, let's be honest, that's hilarious)," co-founder Eric Zhu wrote in the "Sperm Racing Manifesto." "It's about turning health into a competition. it's about making male fertility something people actually want to talk about, track and improve." Source: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Sperm-Racing-Los-Angeles-Hollywood-Palladium/1181744921463/#google_vignette From the promo: “The battle for whose sperm is the healthiest, the fastest and the tastiest!” Get your tickets: https://www.spermracing.com Yes ladies this is a real event! Tickets are $50 for general admission and $2,500 for VIP tickets! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 11,011 Posted April 20, 2025 Author Share Posted April 20, 2025 I think we all know @Kimmo and @Rat Boy will be front row to this historic event! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 124,016 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 ew So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiecat 17,737 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him I'm feeling fab, I'm feeling free Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeKermit 5,141 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 What? Wth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 11,011 Posted April 20, 2025 Author Share Posted April 20, 2025 11 minutes ago, River said: ew Don’t act like you haven’t already booked the VIP package Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 11,011 Posted April 20, 2025 Author Share Posted April 20, 2025 11 minutes ago, Zombiecat said: the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 124,016 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 Just now, Marilyn MonHoe said: Don’t act like you haven’t already booked the VIP package ew no, I don't find it sexy, or the guys to be precise, they have a MAGA face and they are hairless like a dead mole So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 30,772 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 Thanks to podcasts, influencers and yes, Donald Trump & JD Vance, alpha males are finally bringing common sense back and leading us into a golden age, the likes of which have never been seen before. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 170,106 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 19 minutes ago, Zombiecat said: the guy on the right wouldn't need his to race, my egg would race to him The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track Whimsical bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn MonHoe 11,011 Posted April 20, 2025 Author Share Posted April 20, 2025 4 minutes ago, PartySick said: The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track So you were the bottom from Twitter that said they wanted to be in the splash zone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahrahbitchson 22,297 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 5 minutes ago, PartySick said: The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track A bottom? Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself and you're set Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 30,772 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 5 minutes ago, PartySick said: The way I read the title and thought "ew" but then saw the men and suddenly I wish my large intestine was the race track oh, so there aren't exceptions to the Florida stereotypes like I thought. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not The Real Gaga 7,556 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 The VIP packages doesn't even include a taste testing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 81,862 Posted April 20, 2025 Share Posted April 20, 2025 31 minutes ago, Marilyn MonHoe said: I think we all know @Kimmo and @Rat Boy will be front row to this historic event! I hate being known as one the Hoe of this site… But I guess that’s what my Hor*y ass deserves! Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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