newtti 154 Posted yesterday at 08:59 AM Share Posted yesterday at 08:59 AM River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving mother monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? 8 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 109,870 Posted yesterday at 09:03 AM Share Posted yesterday at 09:03 AM 3 minutes ago, newtti said: River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving father monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? Fixed Me no eating oochis but yes this song is about me, I’m the first word in the song, she’s so reading ggd Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFXIV WhiteMage 5,803 Posted yesterday at 09:13 AM Share Posted yesterday at 09:13 AM Idk, but it’s a masterpiece a potential hit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMF 3,321 Posted 23 hours ago Share Posted 23 hours ago Runner up title was Viagra Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 5,335 Posted 23 hours ago Share Posted 23 hours ago Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newtti 154 Posted 22 hours ago Author Share Posted 22 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Auralegends said: Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though His impact Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 19,440 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago In all serious, can someone let me know their interpretation of the last line? I can’t figure it out! The “hoping this one will make me blind” Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 5,335 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Lextyr97 said: In all serious, can someone let me know their interpretation of the last line? I can’t figure it out! The “hoping this one will make me blind” They say Love makes you blind So I see it as she hopes to fall in love and become "blind"/blinded by love 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 19,440 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 17 minutes ago, Auralegends said: They say Love makes you blind So I see it as she hopes to fall in love and become "blind"/blinded by love Ohhh that makes so much senseeeeeeeeee. I didn’t even think of that haha thank you! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanLights 15,570 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 3 hours ago, newtti said: River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving mother monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? Please don’t encourage @River’s behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage 👹 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 109,870 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 1 minute ago, CyanLights said: Please don’t encourage @River’s behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage 👹 Come on and wrap that blade of grass around my hairy ass 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 18,122 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 1 hour ago, Auralegends said: Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though @River smashes in every form. You cant hide who you are 11:59 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 18,122 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 16 minutes ago, CyanLights said: Please don’t encourage @River’s behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage 👹 @River resides in a cage and you used this emoji👹. So @River was the one guarding the vault ‘shooketh’. Great job hun. I hope lg8 gets to be under your protection too You cant hide who you are 11:59 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 5,335 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 12 minutes ago, InTheCloset said: @River smashes in every form. I'm ready to be smashed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookytanooki 338 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 4 hours ago, newtti said: According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving mother monster a facial. It's been so long since I've watched p*rn that at first, I was literally like, "Aw that's sweet. Skincare is so important" 💀 this post is sponsored by red wine 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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