newtti 158 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving mother monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 122,892 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 3 minutes ago, newtti said: River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving father monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? Fixed Me no eating oochis but yes this song is about me, I’m the first word in the song, she’s so reading ggd So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFXIV WhiteMage 6,107 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 Idk, but it’s a masterpiece a potential hit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMF 3,537 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 Runner up title was Viagra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 8,030 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newtti 158 Posted March 11, 2025 Author Share Posted March 11, 2025 2 minutes ago, Auralegends said: Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though His impact Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 20,593 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 In all serious, can someone let me know their interpretation of the last line? I can’t figure it out! The “hoping this one will make me blind” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 8,030 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 5 minutes ago, Lextyr97 said: In all serious, can someone let me know their interpretation of the last line? I can’t figure it out! The “hoping this one will make me blind” They say Love makes you blind So I see it as she hopes to fall in love and become "blind"/blinded by love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lextyr97 20,593 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 17 minutes ago, Auralegends said: They say Love makes you blind So I see it as she hopes to fall in love and become "blind"/blinded by love Ohhh that makes so much senseeeeeeeeee. I didn’t even think of that haha thank you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanLights 15,576 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 3 hours ago, newtti said: River in my eyes, I've got a poem in my throat I hear the music and it takes me by surprise Pictures in my mind, they come on faster than they go Another round, hopin' this one will make me blind According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving mother monster a facial. Is River a threat to Gaga and Michael's wedding? Please don’t encourage @River’s behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage 👹 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 122,892 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 1 minute ago, CyanLights said: Please don’t encourage @River’s behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage 👹 So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 21,333 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 1 hour ago, Auralegends said: Reminds me of when Miley Cyrus made a song for @River This was for a flood in another area though @River smashes in every form. #RaidTheCloset Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 21,333 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 16 minutes ago, CyanLights said: Please don’t encourage @River’s behavior any more, the mod team is tired of rounding him up and putting him back in the cage 👹 @River resides in a cage and you used this emoji👹. So @River was the one guarding the vault ‘shooketh’. Great job hun. I hope lg8 gets to be under your protection too #RaidTheCloset Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auralegends 8,030 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 12 minutes ago, InTheCloset said: @River smashes in every form. I'm ready to be smashed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookytanooki 1,398 Posted March 11, 2025 Share Posted March 11, 2025 4 hours ago, newtti said: According to very reliable insiders, this song is about @River giving mother monster a facial. It's been so long since I've watched p*rn that at first, I was literally like, "Aw that's sweet. Skincare is so important" 💀 if you don't have something nice to say, be mean Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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